Everyone hates the stairwell detour at Commercial-Broadway

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer If you’re a regular SkyTrain-goer in Vancouver, chances are you’re no stranger to being outrageously inconvenienced. Now, TransLink wants us...

Stop asking me to do things

By: Sonya Janeshewski, SFU Student Everyone always says sharing is caring. Well, people who believe that are the reason we will never move forward as...

Peakie gets outdoorsy

By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became...

The nice weather is back and so is Peakie

By: Mahla Rae, SFU student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I think it’s time for me to be brave and ask a question that...

Want to be a certified Olympian? Now you can!

By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer With the Paris 2024 Olympics quickly approaching, many of us at home lament that we can’t participate in the rigorous...

Joy Johnson breathes a sigh of relief because there is no SFU encampment

By: Freida Watermelon, SFU Student Content warning: mentions of genocide. As she was sitting in her office reading the most recent message from the UBC president...

Get in girl, we’re serotoninmaxxing

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Dear diary,  Today, I watched a reel of a mother telling her daughters to go outside via a parody of Jojo...

Relentless reasons to (not) love spring

Editor's note: a previous version of this article referenced the song “Cotton Eye Joe.” It has come to our attention that this song has...

Horoscopes May 6 – 12

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19  Just delete all your social media. You do not have the self-control to prevent yourself from typing, “must...

A hate letter to my immune system

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Sick Dear body, We’ve had our differences these past two months, huh? Since you’ve wrecked my stomach day after day for no apparent...