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Sitting in the dark because these motion sensor lights are pissing me off

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor This year marks the fourth time SFU ranks number one in so-called Canada for innovation, and if this is what...
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Horoscopes July 1–7

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By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Aries March 21–April 19  Isekai this, isekai that. Everything you own is isekai because you deeply relate to boring protagonists with no...
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Wannabe influencer goes to the retirement home to tell her grandparents she’s replacing them with Marcus Pork and Grandma Droniak

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By: C Icart, Humour Editor It’s a sunny Thursday afternoon, and Stacy is heading to the retirement home to visit her grandparents. She originally planned...
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Minimum wage worker doing the job of three people is excited for 65 cent wage increase

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By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor News anchor: Alexa, play “7 rings” because the minimum wage is increasing to a whopping...
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Remembering the 2023-24 Vancouver Canucks

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By: Kaja Antic, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor We are gathered here today in memory of the 2023–24 Vancouver Canucks. What a season...
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Horoscopes June 24 – 30

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By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 You totally fell for the Sonny Angel epidemic. You couldn’t resist the cuteness and just bought one, telling...
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Peakie is here to answer your queeries

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By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s...
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Move out of the way cisheteros, it’s not about you this month

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By: Cam Darting, SFU Student I think it’s time to move to a different city and start anew. Everyone around me is a fake ally....
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Horoscopes June 17 – June 23

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By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  Anything but a G-string As an Aries, you’re fun, energetic, and the life of the party. At Pride, you’ll...
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Inter Miami tells Whitecaps fans to grow up

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By: Kristina Ronalda, Florida Woman To the fans in Vancouver, We are deeply sorry for the hurt feelings and wallets of all the fans who anxiously...
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Simon Fraser University’s independent student newspaper since 1965.

Contact us:
[email protected]

© The Peak Publications Society 1965-2024