Hot study spots: Vancouver campus edition

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer What better way to bid a warm welcome back to the scholarly season than by seeking out the hottest study...

The fall of BC United has British Columbians everywhere whispering, “Wait, which party is that again?”

By: C Icart, Humour Editor BC election day is coming! Sure, our provincial election campaign news doesn’t have assassination attempts, coconut tree x brat remixes,...

Welcome to SFU!

By: Tam Nguyen, Staff Writer Congratulations, your nightmarish high school experience ends with you getting into SFU! Let’s be honest, this is the best-case scenario...

Horoscopes: September 9–15

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Honey, congrats on hitting 1 million views on a TikTok lipsyncing about how “demure and mindful” you are...

Horoscopes July 30 – August 4

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  I can smell the confidence oozing out of you as you read this. Aries my friend, you better...

Peakie gets sporty

By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  As you know, July is Disability Pride Month. So, obviously, we want to do...

The Hangry Games: The ballad of snacks and a momma raccoon

By: Amrit Kamaal, Peak Associate Burnaby Mountain, known for its thriving ecosystems and wildlife, was hit by an influx of humans in 1965. Once known...

Imperfect fits: Pride edition

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Vancouver is hosting Pride this week, and even though “we are all born naked,” that is not the appropriate outfit...

Shit people say to my disabled ass

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer As someone who was born disabled, nothing makes me cackle more than the ridiculous remarks of arrogance that grace my...

ATTENTION: Public health officials report alarming levels of white victimhood in local wastewater

By: C Icart, Humour Editor There’s a segment of the population that is experiencing great hardship and oppression, and it’s our duty as members of...