“Complete breakfast” doing just fine without Reese’s Puffs

CLOVERDALE — A local breakfast is reportedly doing “just fine” on its own without Reese’s Puffs, a cereal long believed to be an essential...

I don’t see race, I just see people with bombs in their turbans and people without turbans

Written by Gill Smith, TSA Listen, I know a lot of people think that airport security employees aren’t always the most impartial people when it...

Local man fills out March Madness bracket perfectly

VANCOUVER — A local man has reportedly filled out a 2014 March Madness basketball bracket perfectly, without a single error in his spelling or...

Poster Slam 2014

Well, it’s election time again and SFU’s beautiful grey walls have once again been covered up by a seemingly endless number of posters. There...

Tippy Top Ten: St. Patrick’s Day

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Signs Your St. Patrick's Day Party Sucked...   10. Green beer didn’t have any dye in it 9. Leprechaun only gave...

Questionable Information: Apple

The average “Mac Genius” only has an Apple IQ of 103.

5-year old totally blanking on “magic word”

BURNABY —  A local 5-year old boy is on the verge of not receiving the cookie that he’s been looking forward to all day...

Cave-dweller surprisingly well informed

COQUITLAM —  Although he currently resides in a cave a few miles away from civilization, a local man claims that he is still very...

Tippy Top Ten: Luongo Trade

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Silver Linings in the Roberto Luongo Trade... 10. Without @strombone1, Daniel Sedin’s Pinterest will finally get the attention it...

Little-known Context Behind Well-known Quotes

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” -C.S. Lewis   Context: This is a line from a conversation...