Fuck it, group of single men still calling it a “guys night out”

BURNABY — Despite seeing each other regularly and having no reason not to spend time together whenever they want, a group of continually single...

Questionable Information: Great Wall of China

Prior to the 14th century, all that separated China from Mongolia was a “Great Privacy Hedge”.

SFU Bookstore Clearance Items

Here’s a look at some products that our beloved bookstore is having a little trouble selling. Unlike everything else they sell this is some...

Tippy Top Ten: Reading Week

10. Spent entire week writing in ultimate act of rebelliousness 9. Without the usual crazy lines, finally visited SFU Art Gallery 8. Discovered your idea of...

Official 2014 Olympic Anti-Gay Policies Revealed

While there’s been a lot of talk about Russia’s ban on “non-traditional sexual relations” during the upcoming Olympic games, up until now there has...

Questionable Information: Superman

The popular film “Superman: The Movie” was based on a comic book of the same name.

Martial arts great for self-confidence of bully who now beats up nerds with blackbelts

SURREY — A local bully is crediting martial arts classes (taken by a bunch of dweebs at his school) as the source of a...

Political party promises that all of their promises are in fact lies

OTTAWA - The CCP (Completely Corrupt Party), who share no affiliation with the Chinese Communist Party or the Confederacion Campesina del Peru, has announced...

Ukrainian Olympians concerned about having families live in Ukraine

KIEV — While being selected to participate in the Olympic Games is the realization of lifelong dreams for most athletes, for some Ukrainian team...

Tippy Top Ten: Sochi Olympics

Tippy Top Ten Reasons You Aren’t Competing in the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics 10. Couldn’t find a fourth for your bobsleigh team 9. No one wants...