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15 Songs You Didn’t Know Were About Getting a Handjob in an Elevator

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Who knew all these songs were written about that specific sex act in that very specific location? Well, it’s true! Pretty crazy, huh?

1. “Let it Be” by The Beatles

Yeah, that’s what it’s about.

2. “Sympathy for the Devil” by The Rolling Stones

They don’t talk about it much but it’s true, that’s what it’s about.

3. “Everyday” by Buddy Holly and the Crickets

That’s what Buddy is singing about.

4. “Symphony No. 9” by Ludwig van Beethoven

Who knew this was about that? Well, it is.

5. “Wonderwall” by Oasis

It’s surprising but it’s true!

6. “Pinball Wizard” by The Who

Yep, that’s what this song is about.

7. “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” by The Beatles

Hard to believe, but that’s what it’s about.

8. “Hey Jude” by The Beatles

That’s what this tune was talking about.

9. “Imagine” by John Lennon

Pretty shocking but, again, it’s true.

10. “Amish Paradise” by Weird Al Yankovic

This is really what this song is about.

11. “So What” by Miles Davis

That’s what this song was written about.

12. “Sunday Bloody Sunday” by U2

Unexpected, but that’s what it’s about.

13. “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles

This song is about that, it’s true.

14. “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton

8 He wrote this about that.

15. “Handjob in an Elevator” by Matt Markley and the Sharkfighters

I’m actually not sure about this one, 14 just didn’t sound as good though.

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