Tippy Top Ten: Midterms

Here are the Tippy Top Ten signs you failed your midterms last week... 10. Answered every question with “C” on oral exam 9. Tutorials were cancelled...

5 Things I Wish I’d Known at 5

Written by Ella, Age 10 1. Golden Stars are not everything   There’s a lot more to life than just getting gold stars. Don’t spend too much...

Psychopathic murderer shocks public with revelation that he is a respectable member of the community

DALLAS — An entire northern Texas community has been left in shock this week after known murderer, Lee James Watson, outed himself as a...

SFU Acronyms Explained

Here's the meanings behind a couple of SFU's most frequently used acronyms. AQ:  Shorthand for “at Quiznos,” most commonly used in text messages followed by the...

Man awoken from 30-year coma most amazed by Chocolate Lucky Charms

VANCOUVER — After spending the past 30 years of his life in a coma, a local man has gotten the opportunity to witness the...

Where are they now?

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop...

Peer Prepper #3

Child Stars Who Have Aged Poorly

You won’t believe how badly these former kid-celebrities have aged! They've really aged poorly! Haley Joel Osment Oh boy, has this guy ever aged poorly! Sure...

Tippy Top Ten: SFU Road Construction

Here are the Tippy Top Ten worst things about the road construction at SFU... 10. It’s really messing up previously super convenient trip to school...

Questionable Information: Bing

The popular phrase “just Bing it” predates the Internet by 10 years.