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SPOOF: Brown bear is gonna be mad. . .

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To: [email protected]
Subject: Brown bear is gonna be mad…

ONCE YOU START READING THIS DO NOT STOP OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR 12 YEARS AND YOUR SKIN WILL BE SO DRY AND CRACKED THAT NO MOISTURIZER WILL EVER WORK AND YOU WILL BE CURSED SO THAT NO ONE WILL LOVE YOU…

Do you know Brown bear? Brown bear is a nice and soft bear… as long as you don’t make him mad. He doesn’t want to be forgotten, like the other toys. After his favourite human abandoned him, he tried to make friends with the other kids… But one day… there was a dog who wanted to play with Brown bear, but Brown bear didn’t know the dog could hurt him. His stuffing came out and was left all over the concrete sidewalk. Brown bear felt so sad, as he tried to pick up his stuffing, he thought of his favourite human — Cindy, who had abandoned him. 

“None of this would have happened if Cindy hadn’t left me all alone,” Brown bear thought. His sadness quickly turned to anger, and as he failed to stitch himself back together, he became a plushie spirit. Today, he haunts all the plushies around the world, trying to find a new home. If he is accepted into a new family, he will stay there peacefully for a few years and move on to a new home before the children go to high school. But if Brown bear possesses a toy that isn’t frequently played with . . . Brown bear gets mad. He unstitches all the other plushies so that he is the only one left to play with. Brown bear isn’t evil, he just doesn’t want to be forgotten . . .

SHARE THIS EMAIL TO FIND A FOREVER HOME FOR BROWN BEAR. SEND THIS TO 13 PEOPLE WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND YOUR STUFFIES WILL BE SAVED, YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU TOMORROW MORNING, AND YOU WILL MARRY YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH

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