- 7 or 8 Tupperware containers
- Tofranberry Sauce
- A pumpkin
- Tofrandied Toframs
- Turduckowlchickahummingo (Served in a hollowed out owl)
- White guilt
- Our vegan girlfriend, the one with the soy-gluten-lechtin allergy
- Map of Turkey
- Nothing
- Will Ross’s famous cornbread stuffing
- (Submitted by Will Ross)
- “Gravy“
- “Stuffing”
