White Victimhood

ATTENTION: Public health officials report alarming levels of white victimhood in local wastewater

By: C Icart, Humour Editor There’s a segment of the population that is experiencing great hardship and oppression, and it’s our duty as members of a society to acknowledge them. It’s the folks who feel left out because there’s a certain word in Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” they can’t say. Those who are sad they don’t have a history month. The people who are tired of coming in dead last in the Oppression Olympics.  But I’m sure you are already aware of this extremely marginalized segment of the population. Coincidentally, a lot of them are also infected with can’t-shut-up-about-my-imaginary-oppression-itis…

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