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SFU student updates: March 13 – 18

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Deeeeeear friend (because student just sounds so . . . stiff!),  OMG! Happy March, students! [Insert relevant and cute joke about the passage of time to relate to the students.] Besties, we are so sorry that you are struggling with allergies, papers, assignments, the whole sha-bam. Here at SFU, we are so very pleased to announce this very special student update we’ve been working so very hard on. I think you’ll agree that we have truly slayed. THE MOST IMPORTANT UPDATE: SFU Board (I know, I’m bored, too!) unanimously agrees to print assignments and syllabi…

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