TransLink

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An Ode To TransLink

EIC October 31, 2016

TransLink You suck Angry bus drivers Get fucked I understand your job is arduous and hard But you are not Columbus, Magellan, Picard Why can’t the bus come on time? Why does a ticket cost such a pretty dime? The trains, they don’t run after quarter past one The night bus is scary,  the transfer’s no fun The other patrons are stuffy, smelly, and mean Dealers and junkies and white stoner teens A crying man and the wall I sit in between An old man hits on a girl who’s only seventeen Their phones are all ringing No one’s heard…

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The official Peak Transit survival guide

EIC October 3, 2016

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associate Where will you be when the world ends? Will you be in the library, cramming for that test? Will you be using your last Poké Ball to catch that Dratini in the AQ reflecting…

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SFU proposes “badass giant mech” as transit alternative

EIC September 6, 2016

An SFU committee tasked with determining an alternative mass transit option has forced the school to rethink its current bus strategy because of the cost of fuel, shitty Compass Card U-Passes, and unpredictability under inclement weather. After reviewing many proposals,…

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The SkyTrain redemption

EIC March 14, 2016

[dropcap]L[/dropcap]ost in the wallows of two bombed midterms, I nearly miss the voice of a forty something Fijian-Canadian man beside me as he sparks a conversation on the Expo line.  “It’s so weird,” he says in what begins as a…

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Yes, TransLink should add signage for invisible illnesses

EIC March 14, 2016

[dropcap]I[/dropcap]n Adam Van der Zwan’s recent article published in the Feb. 29 issue of The Peak, “TransLink Shouldn’t Add Signage for Invisible Illnesses,” he states that we can only “properly accommodate those with physical disabilities, rather than invisible ones.” This…

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TransLink shouldn’t add signage for invisible illnesses

EIC February 29, 2016

[dropcap]I[/dropcap]’ll admit that I mindlessly sat in one of the fold-up disability seats on the SkyTrain the other day. I don’t have a disability, I just saw the empty seat on what looked to be a fairly full cart, so…

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The One Who Stops: an interview with SFU’s nicest bus driver

EIC January 4, 2016

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]FU students who take the 135 bus up to campus every morning see a lot of different bus drivers — some nice, some not so nice. Most of them tend not to make much of an impact. But Bill Laird…

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HUMOUR: The seven least popular funding alternatives to consider, now that Metro Vancouver voted “No” to the transit plebiscite

EIC July 13, 2015

7. Have a gluten-free, vegan bake sale. 6. Rob a bank. 5. Raise fares to $1 million per zone travelled. 4. Put tolls — on schools. 3. Spend money on ads saying TransLink needs more money 2. Hire another CEO…

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“No” victory will hit students the hardest

EIC July 13, 2015

Like a lot transit riders who have kept up with the news these past few weeks, I’m disappointed, but I’m not surprised. Metro Vancouver has voted “no” on a 0.5 per cent tax hike for increased transit services, including more…

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TransLink promises voters “things will be different this time, baby”

EIC May 22, 2015

[caption id="attachment_2649" align="alignnone" width="671"] Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons[/caption] With a May 29 deadline fast approaching for the regional transit referendum, TransLink has again reached out to people who use their services, vowing to change for the better and treat…

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