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Top Ten ways to get an extension
March 8, 2022My dog ate my homework A timeless classic for an excuse that works every time. Some may say that in the digital age, your dog eating your homework is impossible. I say with enough eye contact and persistent confidence, your professor has no choice but to give in. You’re sick It’s not like you’re lying if you truly are just a totally sick, super rad person. Your professor doesn’t have to know you weren’t physically ill; they just have to give you that sweet sweet extra two days. Power outage Power outages have always been a random blessing…
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Top Ten Vancouver Cafés
February 28, 20221. Black Coffee An easy Top Ten contender, this café provides Vancouver coffee lovers the simplicity they’re sometimes looking for. By stripping down all the parts of the business, including their menu, Black Coffee tells the customer exactly what they’re…
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It’s not very girlboss of Omicron to ruin my Spring, tbh
February 23, 2022Hey everyone . . . So I have you all gathered here on my Instagram Live today because I think it’s obvious we all want change. There’s been anticipation in the air recently and tonight I believe I can be…
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My uneducated opinion
February 23, 2022Q: Define the following 1) what it means to have neutral financial distress and 2) capital structure. When is financial distress neutral with regard to capital structure? Neutral financial distress: When you’re stressing out about how much money you’re dropping…
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McFogg the Dog voted SFU’s sexiest in 2022
February 16, 2022Just in time for Valentine’s week, the votes are in and former mascot, McFogg the Dog has been officially voted SFU’s sexiest representative for 2022. This news will come as no surprise to most SFU students as it would be…
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How to pick up dates in your major
February 16, 2022There’s been a lot of sex talk in this issue of The Peak — but let’s face it — there’s always a lot of sex talk in your life but rarely any sex action. No worries, though. Getting it on…
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Joy Johnson: undercover student
February 7, 2022In the Fall 2021 semester, SFU president and vice-chancellor Joy Johnson undertook a disastrous “undercover student” marketing campaign. Originally, the campaign plan was that she spend a month as an undergraduate student while keeping a journal of her positive experiences…
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SFUnexplained: SHOCKING STINKY TRUTHS in the sixth floor AQ
January 30, 2022My name is Dr. Gregory “Sniffers” Martin (57 at the time of writing) and I’m here with SHOCKING news about SFU that will change your perception of reality forever. Do you think you’re safe to just wander around the campus…
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The incidence of umbrella-under-awning attacks is increasing
January 25, 2022A 2012 study by the Australian Monash University suggested that around 20 people in the area are hospitalized for umbrella-related injuries each year. While the study didn’t identify where most umbrella attacks occurred, through Peak field researchers, the newspaper determined…
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Top Ten Vancouver indie bands
January 19, 2022The Tiny Hat Trio Hailing from Commercial Drive, this 2010–14 indie folk cover band is a staple of the Vancouver indie scene. While some critique the band for having no original songs, we believe their ability to add a unique…
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