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SPOOF: The Mascot of the Year
January 9, 2017It’s midday on Burnaby Mountain and the air is thin and frosty. With the exam period over and the new semester still weeks away, few of the university’s nearly 30,000 students remain on campus, with most students in residence having gone home for the holidays. The quiet is only broken by the occasional howls and pants of SFU’s beloved mascot, McFogg the Dog. Inhabiting the offices of SFU’s athletics department, McFogg remains on campus throughout the dead of winter, waiting to serve the school once again when varsity sports return after the holiday break. By all measures, 2016 was McFogg’s…
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SPOOF: Five ways to get your TA all hot and bothered over you!
January 11, 2016[dropcap]Y[/dropcap]ou’ve been eyeing up your sexy TA for weeks, your insides squirming at the thought of wrapping yourself around that curving, voluptuous body, or pressing your face against that chiseled, scholarly jaw. The thought of becoming your TA’s top pupil…
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SATIRE: Steamy Garfield quotes to use (and avoid) during sex
January 11, 2016[dropcap]U[/dropcap]nbeknownst to many bed-goers, our favourite lazy, lasagna-loving cat is actually a master of sex. Scientists at the Lab for Pop Culture Cats and Intercourse, in Los Angeles California, have discovered that many of our favourite Garfield quotes can drive…
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That’s So Joel!
January 21, 2015Trailer for a new season of That's So Joel! No ordinary teenager; Joel can see glimpses of the future! Watch this season to see all his new schemes and misadventures!
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OMG! Celeb Confessions:
January 19, 2015Celeb Confession: Andy sent a selfie to the dean of education! Even SFU celebs have totally cringe-worthy moments, just like us! “I take a lot of selfies,” SFU prez Andy Petter spills to Teen Peak. But it doesn’t…
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Editor’s Letter
January 19, 2015Hey hey, SFUers and SFUettes! I can't even BEGIN to POSSIBLY EVEN about how much you're going to LOVE this issue!! I pinky promise that it has absolutely all of your favourite celebs, gossip, and pretty people making funny faces…
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Cedric tells all
January 19, 2015Q: What’s your favourite thing about watching basketball? A: REEEEEEE-bound! Q: What’s your favourite movie? A: REEEEEEE-bound! Q What’s your favourite ligament brace? A: REEEEEE-bound! Q: What are your thoughts on the Icelandic economy? A: REEEEEEEE-bound! Q: What are your…
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Behind the electronic dance music
January 19, 2015You won’t be surprised to know that SFU is a cesspool of raw musical talent. These up-and-coming disc jockeys have been spinning this campus out of control with their mad beats. We sat down with three of the best and…
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