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The Spider Curse is a fate worse than death!

[dropcap]S[/dropcap]pringtime is once again nearly upon us. While some may be excited for the blossoming flowers and warming weather, a great threat lurks among us, overlooked: spring is spider-hatching season, and as we speak, the egg sacs of autumn are beginning to crack open from within, releasing thousands upon thousands of accursed arachnids. Though it’s a fact that spiders do little physical damage to most humans, and only kill the insignificant sum of six and a half people per year, the true hazard they pose is far more nefarious than a mere loss of life. Their presence on the Earth…

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