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Top 5 Ongoing Neighbourhood Dramas To Binge-Watch Through Your Bedroom Window This Month
May 15, 2020Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer Are you stuck at home? Have you sucked your favourite streaming service as dry as you’ve been sucked of motivation? Fear not, for we’ve curated for you the perfect list of lounge-worthy dramas to watch from the comfort of your own window. No matter where you live, these shows are the best of the best in window-watching entertainment — perfect for the suburban scandal in all of us. Patricia and Her Performative Pot-banging This drama explores the psyche of middle-aged mom Patricia, who “loves” essential workers. Armed with a metal pot and spoon, she…
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CONFESSIONALS: I matched with the SFU Avocado
May 15, 2020Written by AvocadoLover69, SFU Student Disclaimer: The events and people in this story are (well, mostly) real. Names and places have been changed in order to protect these individuals' identities. It was just another night of aimlessly scrolling through Tinder…
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Hey, Rapunzel here — I think my quarantine haircut just killed a man
May 15, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor To misquote Veronica Sawyer of Heathers fame, my quarantine hair-angst bullshit has a body count. I mean, I wouldn’t say I feel crazy guilty. Obviously I didn’t want any of my suitors to die.…
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 11–17
May 11, 2020Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How’s that “grass is greener on the other side” mindset going for you now? Take the time to forgive yourself for that compulsory Amazon purchase. Which one, you ask? Maybe the one that didn’t…
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“She’s serving a look,” says woman about neighbour’s fern
May 11, 2020Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT COQUITLAM, BC — On Tuesday morning, local quarantiner Angelica Velasquez reported that her neighbour’s plants were looking hot as fuck, especially the maidenhair fern growing in their window. “She [the fern] has always…
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SFU ranked first in global university ranking for sustainable cities and communities
May 11, 2020Written by: Winona Young SFU was ranked first in the world by the Times Higher Education's (THE) 2020 University Impact Rankings for its contribution to sustainable cities and communities. Times Higher Education is an independent data-providing organization that ranks universities…
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5 Britney Spears Bops That Were All About Class Consciousness, All Along
April 19, 2020By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Ever since Britney Spears’ iconic post about wealth redistribution went viral on Twitter, long-time fans have been scouring her past music like The Da Vinci Code looking to retroactively uphold their idol’s woke honour. Luckily…
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An open letter to the Forum Chamber musicians
April 17, 2020By: Gabrielle McLaren, Peak Associate Dear Forum Chamber musicians, You’ve never met me and I’ve never met you, but I’m familiar with your work. See, The Peak’s office is located right next to Forum Chambers and over my four years…
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Dr. Paul Budra gives a fascinating talk on The Shakespeare Conspiracy
April 5, 2020by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer Sometimes I wish that I were an English major, which is what I thought I would be back in middle school. Attending Dr. Paul Budra’s talk titled The Shakespeare Conspiracy gave me a small glimpse of…
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How SFU and representatives of the disability community came together to improve the Re-use for Good initiative
April 3, 2020Written by: Paige Riding, News Writer In the Fall 2019 semester, SFU rolled out the Re-use for Good initiative across its three campuses. The initiative focuses on reducing single-use plastics in various areas, including dining locations and the SFU Bookstore.…
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