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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 11–17

Humour May 11, 2020

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: How’s that “grass is greener on the other side” mindset going for you now? Take the time to forgive yourself for that compulsory Amazon purchase. Which one, you ask? Maybe the one that didn’t help you build your alternate reality. But you’re used to those. Taurus: It’s your time to shine, Taurus. Utilize your season to explore new artistic endeavours. Try recording yourself banging your head against the window, since you can’t go out, and play that instead of the three albums you’ve had on a loop for weeks. And that to-do list you…

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“She’s serving a look,” says woman about neighbour’s fern

Humour May 11, 2020

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT COQUITLAM, BC — On Tuesday morning, local quarantiner Angelica Velasquez reported that her neighbour’s plants were looking hot as fuck, especially the maidenhair fern growing in their window.  “She [the fern] has always…

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SFU ranked first in global university ranking for sustainable cities and communities

News May 11, 2020

Written by: Winona Young SFU was ranked first in the world by the Times Higher Education's (THE) 2020 University Impact Rankings for its contribution to sustainable cities and communities.  Times Higher Education is an independent data-providing organization that ranks universities…

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5 Britney Spears Bops That Were All About Class Consciousness, All Along

Humour April 19, 2020

By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Ever since Britney Spears’ iconic post about wealth redistribution went viral on Twitter, long-time fans have been scouring her past music like The Da Vinci Code looking to retroactively uphold their idol’s woke honour.  Luckily…

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An open letter to the Forum Chamber musicians

Features April 17, 2020

By: Gabrielle McLaren, Peak Associate Dear Forum Chamber musicians,  You’ve never met me and I’ve never met you, but I’m familiar with your work. See, The Peak’s office is located right next to Forum Chambers and over my four years…

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Dr. Paul Budra gives a fascinating talk on The Shakespeare Conspiracy

Arts April 5, 2020

by Lubaba Mahmud, Staff Writer Sometimes I wish that I were an English major, which is what I thought I would be back in middle school. Attending Dr. Paul Budra’s talk titled The Shakespeare Conspiracy gave me a small glimpse of…

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How SFU and representatives of the disability community came together to improve the Re-use for Good initiative

News April 3, 2020

Written by: Paige Riding, News Writer In the Fall 2019 semester, SFU rolled out the Re-use for Good initiative across its three campuses. The initiative focuses on reducing single-use plastics in various areas, including dining locations and the SFU Bookstore.…

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CONFESSIONALS: I finally found myself, and everything I found horrified me

Humour March 31, 2020

By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor With my $40 trip to Greece abruptly cancelled, I wasn’t going to give up on self-discovery. And that, really, was my downfall. Ever since my brief stint as a volleyball player in middle school, I’ve…

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If you’re in need of a new song to love, “Everything” by Royal Oak is everything you need!

Arts March 30, 2020

by Rebeka Roga, SFU Student With two nation-wide tours behind them, two albums, an EP, and several singles on Spotify, Royal Oak is a very impressive group. The accomplished band released their anticipated new single “Everything” on February 29, 2020. Having…

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Myths and realities of being a camgirl, told by a camgirl

Features March 28, 2020

By: Corvus, SFU Student If you’re an adult with internet, you’ve seen porn on the internet. If you’re a human with a sex drive (or a pulse on North American internet culture and clinical sense of scientific curiosity), you probably…

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