SFU Pisser

Lana Del Rey sits comfortably on top of a chair.
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The shit files: The SFU Shitter begins his carnage

Peak Web March 9, 2026

By: The SFU Shitter My friends, the time is now for poop liberation. My good friend, the SFU Pisser, started this movement. Now, it’s time for us to end it. Our goal? Better quality washrooms. Bidets in every single one of them. How will we achieve it? Join our struggle!  Our struggle is a principled one. We are not reckless shitters — we are targeted ones. We will take our poop to the front lawns of SFU’s executives. That includes you, president Joy Johnson. We will not rest until we can peacefully shit on campus.  For my first letter to The…

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The AQ pond at night, a shadowy figure walking away from the viewer. An observer is holding a cellphone, filming them.
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The Peak investigates: The SFU Pisser

Peak Web November 10, 2025

By: The Humour Investigator As I sat at my cubicle in The Peak office, all I could think about was what I used to be. When I was a News Writer, I investigated crime on campus . . . and…

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