By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, A couple weeks ago, when I was in bed manifesting that my basement would get flooded soon, an ATMOSPHERIC RIVER was not what I meant. My bestie, who’s been nagging me for months to get tenant insurance, might’ve been on to something . . . How can I avoid similar situations in future manifestations? Sincerely, I guess it is possible to be too wet Dear I guess it is possible to be too wet, That is truly terrible, and I am so sorry for this soggy situation. Might…
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By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate Life can suck sometimes. Are midterms getting you down, or just the weather? Well, all that can come to an end with the Saint John Ambulance therapy dogs to the rescue! These pups are perfect…
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By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Aries! The Karens of fall. You have just awakened in time for spooky season and are entering your natural state. Be aware not everyone is like you! They won’t care when…
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By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student You’ve spoken, and we’ve listened! Problematic professors? Well, we have a solution! Put them on trial! Legal studies are always looking for a case study. So, it’s the best of both worlds: help yourself and…
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By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student With fall comes the rain, and for transit users that is the worst. And it means one thing: wet bus chairs. They feel so gross, and it’s enough to ruin anyone’s day. Imagine this: you’re…
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By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student Stink bugs — we all know them, we all hate them. That pesky species invades every summer and never really goes away. Soon they will be ruling this town. They may look harmless, but when…
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By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student Do you know the feeling where you are missing a package or something, and the only way to get your package back is to call the “help” number? But how helpful is it, really? Most…
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