Romance
If famous romantic movie quotes were rewritten to be about pizza
EIC January 26, 2015“You had me at stuffed crust.” “Here’s looking at you, Pizza Garden.” “Don’t forget: I’m just a girl, standing in front of a ham and pineapple pizza, asking it to love her.” “So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want pizza. I want all of the pizza, forever, me and it, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? Thirty years from now, 40 years from now. What’s it look like? If…
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If dating game show questions were more intellectually stimulating
EIC January 11, 2015First question goes to Bachelor #1: If I were an ice cream cone, how would you explain the rise of and crisis surrounding ISIS without resorting to racism or overgeneralizations? Bachelor #3, you’re up: It’s the night of our one-year…
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