The majority of the United States’ federal debt is the result of a top-secret project to add Lincoln’s top hat to Mt. Rushmore.
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The average “Mac Genius” only has an Apple IQ of 103.
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Despite all his efforts as an inventor, Archimedes’ only contribution to the scientific community was the word “Eureka.”
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The popular phrase “just Bing it” predates the Internet by 10 years.
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Prior to the 14th century, all that separated China from Mongolia was a “Great Privacy Hedge”.
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Beatles manager, Brian Epstein, originally suggested that the band get “broom-top” haircuts.
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