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A press release from my passive aggressive roommate

ROOMMATE LIFTS A FINGER AROUND THE HOUSE, DOES NOT DIE FROM EXHAUSTION Rumours That Roommate Is Physically Incapable Of Taking Out The Garbage Called Into Question VANCOUVER, BC, March 2, 2015 — Despite months of speculation from Francine Stromberry that her roommate is unable to contribute to housework in any way or form, the 22-year-old was shocked to come home to an apartment that was slightly cleaner than when she had originally left. “At first I thought I was in the wrong apartment,” said Stromberry. “It was by no means clean or anything; only marginally more than I had left…

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