Overhydration

Why do we live in a world where the only reward for hydrating is a large amount of piss?

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Calling all members of the overhydration nation!  Why did you recruit me? I can’t live like this anymore; I have things to do other than constantly running to the bathroom. There is such a thing as performative hydration, and I’m calling it out today. There are THREE main ways this doctrine manifests online (which is the same as everyday life, duh).  WaterTok This phenomenon taught us there is no consensus over what is and is not water. How many sugar-free Skittles drink packs can you add to your water bottle before it’s no longer water?…

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