Olivia Blackmore
Most Requested Lime hits the airwaves
September 13, 2026By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Mason: What’s a shakin’, Canada? This is Mason, your host with the most for Canada’s hit radio show — Most Requested Lime. As always, our show is being simulcasted coast-to-coast exclusively in select, bougie, and way overpriced grocery stores. Let’s be real. In this economy, you’re paying a bucket load of money for quality grocery. What’s the last thing you want to see? A lime with a bruise on it. Just the thought of that makes me shiver. So, if you’re shopping and find a crappy lime, call in and shame the employee at the…
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Do’s and don’ts to have a great backpacking experience this summer
August 3, 2026By: Jonah Lazar, Staff Writer Throughout my time at SFU, I’ve had the luxury of taking summers off and the irresponsibility to max out my student loans so that I can backpack. During these summers, I’ve visited a lot of…
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Canucks orchestrate hierarchy overhaul
June 29, 2026By: Jonah Lazar, Staff Writer After finishing rock bottom in the NHL Western Conference, the Vancouver Canucks are set to reshape their managerial team. The 2025/26 campaign saw the Canucks pick up 25 wins across 82 games, finishing 19 points…
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Horoscopes June 15–21
June 15, 2026By: Abbey Perley, Assistant Production Editor Aries March 21–April 19 Tangerine matcha latte Aries, tangerines may be as bright as you, but the novelty is getting a little out of hand. When was the last time you even ate a…
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What kind of raccoon shitter are you?
May 10, 2026By: Poopabella Fudgerton, Quiz Master We already know that raccoons rule our campus — they roam the halls, guard the parking lots, and wait for the perfect opportunity to give you the jumpscare of your life (all while looking adorable).…
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Planet SFU: Winter special
January 13, 2026By: Veronica Richards, SFU student On a snowy mountain, about 366 metres above sea level, a fascinating creature can be found. We’ve staked out the Burnaby Mountain campus of SFU for hours, bearing the frosty winds and refilling our narrator’s…
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Clichés contain pearls of human wisdom
January 5, 2026By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Writer The question of “what do I do with my life?” seems to occupy the psyche of many people. Which isn’t odd considering the relevance of existential questions and their resulting answers on shaping the trajectories…
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I give a guy a chance . . . and look what happened
December 19, 2025By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Staff Diva I just got back from a date, and . . . wow. There might be a lot of fish in the sea, but damn, the sea is POLLUTED. This guy was a nightmare! He picked…
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Men’s washroom etiquette 101
December 18, 2025By: Akashdeep Dhaliwal, SFU Student So here’s when it all started. In September of my first year, I walked into an SFU men’s washroom for the very first time. As I was walking towards the only available urinal, I saw…
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The life of an SFU president
December 8, 2025By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student [Verse 1: SFU student] Her name was Joy Johnson, Spent SFU’s money without precaution, While every elevator on the mountain was stoppin’, That’s OK, she’s was online shoppin’. This is her playhouse, We’re just all…
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