Moo Deng

Quiz: Which Moo Deng are you?

By: Michelle Young, Copy Editor Your Blenz order (warm milk) is wrong. You: Spit it out immediately.  Despite the barista’s apology and offer to remake your drink, you insist on talking to the manager and lecture them about how you can tell there are one too many syrup pumps in there. You can literally only drink milk, after all.  Sip it and walk out.  A rando is throwing small objects at you. You: Run (or bounce) away. Attempt to bite them. To your dismay, you can’t reach. Relocate your nap. You know they will be sued and fined — as…

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