Matthew Cullings
The life of an SFU president
Peak Web December 8, 2025By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student [Verse 1: SFU student] Her name was Joy Johnson, Spent SFU’s money without precaution, While every elevator on the mountain was stoppin’, That’s OK, she’s was online shoppin’. This is her playhouse, We’re just all dolls in a jailhouse, Johnson’s the warden while we walk, She screams, “STAY ENGAGED OR ELSE!” [Pre-chorus: SFU student] I waited by the stage door — oops, I mean the AQ floor, Someone stomped on my face. I looked to the exit door, Wow, Joy Johnson stomped on my face with her stilettos. I said, “You take all my…
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Airport security vs. CAL: Welcome to the accommodated life
Peak Web July 31, 2025By: Matthew Cullings, SFU Student My palms sweat as my student ID slides through my hands. Butterfingers. As I draw nearer to the checkpoint, I feel the weight of a thousand bullets piercing through my skin. I wipe away a…
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