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The five stages of grief (of having gone to the bathroom without your phone)

EIC September 15, 2014

1) Denial and Isolation: Hmmm, your phone’s usually in the left pocket. Maybe it’s in the right one? Nope, not there either. You might’ve accidentally put it in your back pocket before rushing to the bathroom. Not in that one either? Better check the front ones again, just to be safe. 2) Anger: Good lord, how did people shit before they had cell phones? What are you supposed to do without Candy Crush? The bathroom’s also where you get most of your texting done. Literally anything could be going on in the outside world and you would have no idea. What…

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The SFU survival guide

EIC September 2, 2014

Alison Roach, Editor-in-Chief of The Peak Q. What do you wish you had known as a new student at SFU? When I was first starting, I wish that I had known that it was okay to not know exactly what I…

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Listless: Alternate SFU Slogans

EIC February 27, 2012

By Gary Lim Now, as those of you who read the inferior sections of this paper might know SFU recently changed their slogans, from “Thinking of the Future“ to “Engaging the World” with the Envision SFU project. What you may…

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