Laundry left in washer

Memos from my damp, clean laundry

By: Sofia Chassomeris, News Writer One hour post-wash It’s been a soggy 60 minutes. The Human hasn’t been around to check on us yet, and it’s starting to get a little cramped, but we’re hanging on. This isn’t our first rodeo. We socks and undies have been in the wardrobe game for years. We’ve seen it all, from dust bunnies to cobwebs along baseboards, but that new cotton t-shirt? She won’t make it to tomorrow. I hope, for everyone’s sake, we get out of here before then. Three hours post-wash This is ridiculous. The Human frequents this establishment — the…

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