Kyla Dowling
Student believes they left last scrap of serotonin underneath the rainbow parachute in grade three gym class
November 4, 2020By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student I remember that day so clearly. Fourth period meant that it was time for gym class. Normally, I’d be nauseous from the anxiety of playing dodgeball against the eight-year-old Olympians, but our teacher opted to lead us outside, instead. Who needed our brand-new gymnasium that steered funds away from replacing our textbooks from 1967, anyway? I don’t know what I was expecting. Maybe we’d play Four Square, or “Slurp Tag,” a messed up version of tag where you had to lick your hand before tagging someone. Ah, what class. This was the beauty of pre-pandemic…
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Your Halloween Horrorscopes
October 27, 2020By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student Aries: You just had to ask, “how could 2020 get any worse?” Now, we’re looking at a year-end zombie apocalypse thanks to your cynicism. Why pay for therapy to be told you’re “a threat to…
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U.S. presidential debate formats that would have gone better than what happened on September 29
October 18, 2020By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student I know what you’re thinking: what the flag-thumping-fuck was that Trump-Biden debate? There’s nothing worse than chugging tequila thinking “oh, this might be easier to sit through if I make it a drinking game,” only…
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Among Us is amongst the most relatable games for SFU students
October 12, 2020By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student If online school taught me anything (not that I’m too sure it has) it’s how to be antisocial and how to procrastinate. What better way to utilize both these life skills than with Among Us,…
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