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Ambitious invention to blame for SFU’s extreme snowfall

SFU president Andrew Petter seems to have his eyes turned upwards, as his gondola dream now unites with another secret passion project that, quite literally, aspires to reach the sky as its limit. While sleuthing around in the closed Highland Pub to investigate claims of a SFSS penthouse, National Peakographic stumbled upon the prototype for the Weather Controller 1965.       When the discovery was brought to the attention of Petter during Senate, it was revealed that the gadget was SFU’s latest attempt to engage the world. The machine, and the 1,964 preceding prototypes, has cost SFU an estimated total…

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