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SFU to offer second-year courses for Advanced Bitches
February 16, 2015Due to high levels of enrollment in SFU’s pilot Basic Bitches courses, the university has revealed plans to add a tier of second-year Advanced Bitches courses to further build upon skills learned in the introductory classes. “I am just, like, totally in love with everyone who’s taken part in and been supportive of the courses,” said Tiffany Brandy-Lynn, head coordinator for the pilot program and long-time basic bitch herself. “It’s just like Marilyn Monroe always said, ‘We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle.’” Launched in September 2013, the Basic Bitches program was developed in response to…
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The week in comics
February 15, 2015Seagull Square (Jill Mandrake) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (Jacey Gibb) Peers (Leslie Lu) Pun 2 3 (Sarah Walker)
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Build SFU members revealed to be reptilian aliens, vow revenge on decision to reject debenture
February 7, 2015[caption id="attachment_90" align="aligncenter" width="350"] Illustration by Momo Lin[/caption] On January 21, the students of Simon Fraser University decided to reject giving a debenture to Build SFU for the construction of a Student Union Building (SUB) and stadium. The vote was…
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North Korea strikes again in latest celebrity hacking scandalNorth Korea strikes again in latest celebrity hacking scandal
February 7, 2015Hollywood actors James Franco and Seth Rogen are the latest victims in a series of online security scandals. The same North Korean hackers who allegedly breached Sony Pictures Entertainment back in November of 2014 have been credited with this latest…
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Help wanted: seeking redshirt for intergalactic space exploration
February 2, 2015Have you ever looked up at the stars and thought, “I wish I could be a part of an intergalactic space exploration, and hopefully live long enough to tell my folks back home about it?” Do you thrive in stressful…
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What your Andy Warhol poster says about you
February 2, 2015Did you notice the Imaginus poster sale on Burnaby campus a few weeks ago? Yeah, you did. Did you impulsively buy a $12 Game of Thrones poster, thinking it would really make your room more you? Probably. Semesterly poster sales…
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A press release from my passive aggressive roommate
February 2, 2015ROOMMATE LIFTS A FINGER AROUND THE HOUSE, DOES NOT DIE FROM EXHAUSTION Rumours That Roommate Is Physically Incapable Of Taking Out The Garbage Called Into Question VANCOUVER, BC, March 2, 2015 — Despite months of speculation from Francine Stromberry that…
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If famous romantic movie quotes were rewritten to be about pizza
January 26, 2015“You had me at stuffed crust.” “Here’s looking at you, Pizza Garden.” “Don’t forget: I’m just a girl, standing in front of a ham and pineapple pizza, asking it to love her.” “So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna…
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You should probably be doing stuff
January 26, 2015“Life is what you make of it,” said some philosopher or other advice columnist at some point in all likelihood. They’re probably right, I guess. You should make the most out of life and get out and do stuff, like…
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