Peers (by Leslie Lu) Pun 2 3 (by Sarah Walker)
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Members of the Occupy Central movement were surprised this week to learn that one of their most vocal supporters, ex-Special Air Service commander Percival Harrington III, has only been encouraging the protests in hopes that Hong Kong will reunite with…
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After months of rampant speculation and backroom meetings, area cat Whiskers has confirmed that she is sick of her human treating her toilet as if it’s a litter box. “Enough is enough,” Whiskers declared at a press conference, held yesterday…
Continue readingOn October 16, residents across the province participated in the Great BC Shakeout, taking time to practice the three main steps for what to do during an earthquake: drop, cover, and hold on. With nothing to do but ponder under…
Continue readingWith so many Wikipedia articles floating around today, it’s hard to distinguish fact from the fantasmical. But The Peak’s got you covered with our very first installment of “Who invented it?,” a recurring column meant to tackle the tough, shrouded…
Continue readingHunger Pangs (by Phoebe Joy Lim) The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey Gibb) Peers (by Leslie Lu)
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Citing little more than a close geographic proximity and having several genes in common, the Thurstons and their extended family came together on October 13 to argue around a dining room table, punctuated by intermittent periods of eating turkey. “Everyone’s…
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The Shoulder Bump Bandit — an evil, apparently-in-a-rush mastermind who has been terrorizing SFU since September — has struck again. This is the fourth attack on the SFU populace, and it would seem no one is safe. The latest attack…
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Now, I trust you’ve all looked over the syllabus and the academic honesty outline I posted prior to this class. Any questions? No? Good, then let’s talk about the group project assignment due in November. I know most of you…
Continue readingPeers (Leslie Lu) Knot Your Ordinary Hero (Eric Smith & Jacey Gibb)
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