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SFUnexplained: The hair-raising truth about SFU’s construction
May 31, 2021By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Listen up, sheeple! SFU builds stuff for themselves, not for our wellbeing or our general interest. A lot of you may say you aren’t surprised, but what comes next will blow your minds! Recently uncovered documents mysteriously emailed to The Peak have revealed that SFU administrators were, at the time of the university’s founding, made aware of a hidden stash of exquisite furs buried by Simon Fraser himself somewhere on Burnaby Mountain. Apparently, the university just so happened to be built on top of this stash and was aptly named after the man who buried the…
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Three quick ‘n vastly underwhelming student meals on a budget
May 30, 2021By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor Breakfast: Breakdown-fast Bowl You’ve seen the unsolicited breakfast bowl posts gracing your Instagram Explore Page. They’re right beside the equally undesired (or so you tell yourself) anime fan art of Naruto and Goku making out.…
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Online classes are the superior choice for hot student summer
May 30, 2021By: Nancy La, Staff Writer Staring out my window wistfully as the beautiful sunshine streams through the window, I snap out of my daydream as the alluring blue hue of my Zoom call beckons me. Nothing speaks summer like staring…
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Top Ten movies “cinephiles” can namedrop to assert their dominance over casual film viewers
May 24, 2021By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student The Shawshank Redemption (Dir. Frank Darabont, 1994) If you’ve got a heartbeat, you like The Shawshank Redemption. Name-dropping this film in conversation not only shows people that you can recognize a good story, but that…
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Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: May 24– 30
May 23, 2021By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student ARIES: I slid down Lil Nas X’s pole to hell to gather this advice: wear your sunscreen. All the smoking hot demons do it, and so should you! Even Satan (who’s currently going through a…
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The secret life of an SFU textbook
May 23, 2021By: Harvin Bhathal, Peak Associate I was conceived one dark, rainy night in the dimly lit dorm room of a graduate student who can now be referred to as Dr. Sharon Weed. Over the next year, Dr. Weed would go…
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Devil politely requests that people stop advocating for him
May 22, 2021By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer In a shocking turn of events, the Devil has requested that people stop advocating for him. Despite his initial gratitude, the Devil worries those speaking on his behalf are doing a terrible job of it—…
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McFogg the Dog, Take The Wheel: an SFU-inspired playlist
May 19, 2021By: Nancy La, Staff Writer After a full year of online learning, I find myself missing the prison-like architecture of campus and the ambiance of non-stop construction. If you’re unlike me (good for you) and find construction noise to be…
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goSFU releases statement; tearfully claims it’s trying its best
May 18, 2021By: Alea Mohamed, Staff Writer This week-old semester has possibly been the longest of my life. People have been bullying me about the way I look, and yes, sometimes I can be a little slow, but why can’t anyone cut…
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