HUMOUR
Top Ten ways to tell a homie you love them
February 23, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor 1. Send it with a carrier raven Listen, I know what you’re thinking. “Don’t they mean carrier pigeon?” Get real, kid. Pigeons are so passé. The last thing you want to do is send your best friend a fucking carrier pigeon. You may be sending a note of love but the only message they’ll receive is a total lack of class, care, or attention to nuance. 2. Announce it on the radio Now for this one to work, your friend will actually need to listen to the radio. To ensure this happens, we recommend buying…
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My uneducated opinion
February 23, 2022By: Charlene Aviles, Staff Writer Q: Define the following 1) what it means to have neutral financial distress and 2) capital structure. When is financial distress neutral with regard to capital structure? Neutral financial distress: When you’re stressing out about how…
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McFogg the Dog voted SFU’s sexiest in 2022
February 16, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Just in time for Valentine’s week, the votes are in and former mascot, McFogg the Dog has been officially voted SFU’s sexiest representative for 2022. This news will come as no surprise to most SFU students…
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How to pick up dates in your major
February 16, 2022By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer There’s been a lot of sex talk in this issue of The Peak — but let’s face it — there’s always a lot of sex talk in your life but rarely any sex action. No…
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Horoscopes February 14–18
February 16, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Sexpert ARIES: Unfortunately we don’t have a lot of sexual energy to use for your prediction since you’re a total virgin. But we can assure you that you will have sex . . . at some point…
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Top ten places to have sex at SFU besides the avocado
February 16, 2022By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer 1. Quietly, under the covers in your dorm room Listen, you don’t have to be an exhibitionist, here. It’s perfectly acceptable to have regular old vanilla sex with a partner/real good buddy in your dorm room.…
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Top Ten SFSS executive team candidates
February 7, 2022By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer Jane Hoo Not many people know Jane by her first name, but all our readers will recognize her as the person who designed those “Owl in area” signs last year during the scourge of intermittent owl…
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Joy Johnson: undercover student
February 7, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor In the Fall 2021 semester, SFU president and vice-chancellor Joy Johnson undertook a disastrous “undercover student” marketing campaign. Originally, the campaign plan was that she spend a month as an undergraduate student while keeping a…
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Horoscopes: February 7–11
February 7, 2022By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student, Future-Seer Aries Change is in your future! Consider ordering a bowl instead of a burrito the next time you’re at Chicotle (formerly Chipotle). Or, follow Chicotle’s suit and switch a consonant in your name out with…
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Humour is an overlooked tool in creating social change
February 2, 2022By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor Ah humour, a beauty of a concept and a wonderful spice to life. What’s there to say about humour that hasn’t already been said? It shows intelligence (sometimes), it diffuses tense situations (most of the time),…
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