The battle for total corporate domination at SFU Burnaby has claimed another victim: last week, beloved food kiosk Guadalupe Handmade Burritos made an announcement that after a short but illustrious run, they will be packing in their beans, guacamole, and assorted heated sauces. Students now have only three weeks to get their fill of the most delicious burritos and tacos to ever grace the university’s campus. Guadalupe’s seemingly sudden announcement has left many students feeling confused, sad, and suspicious that this might finally be the sign they’ve been looking for that God doesn’t really exist. A petition has already begun…
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