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SATIRE: Steamy Garfield quotes to use (and avoid) during sex

[dropcap]U[/dropcap]nbeknownst to many bed-goers, our favourite lazy, lasagna-loving cat is actually a master of sex. Scientists at the Lab for Pop Culture Cats and Intercourse, in Los Angeles California, have discovered that many of our favourite Garfield quotes can drive our sexual arousal right up the wall when used during moments of pleasure and intimacy with a partner! That’s right, after years of banging out some incredibly memorable quotes, this little pussy has yet to grow old. Here are some strategies for meow-thing your affection to help you have a rawr-ing great night beneath the sheets!   During foreplay: Hot…

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