DILF Hunter

Hinge is a game, and I’m losing

By: DILF Hunter, SFU Student From 2023 to 2024, I was a frequent user of dating apps out of boredom. I gained nothing from my experiences other than various ridiculous screenshots of jarring or hilarious interactions, and a somewhat deeper understanding of why people say Vancouver is an un-dateable area. Oh, you don’t care about the chronicles of my dating life? Too bad, I didn’t ask, so please indulge in my experiences! Kisses! First of all, most of these people are profoundly humourless. They see the half-Russian in my profile and immediately turn off their funny. “Guess what, I also…

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