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Chaotic problems require chaotic solutions

Peak Web June 29, 2023

By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I’ve been filling out all the surveys in my SFU inbox since I enrolled at the university four years ago. However, I have yet to win a single gift card! Is there any record of anyone winning a survey draw? I WILL be having a conversation with Joy Johnson about this. How do I mobilize the entire student body for this cause? Sincerely,  If I Can’t Win No One Can Dear If I Can’t Win No One Can, The mystery of the coveted SFU Bookstore gift card is…

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Pink convocation, unnecessary vent sesh, and opposite day?

Peak Web June 21, 2023

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I wore pink to my convocation as an homage to Barbie, Elle Woods, and Mean Girls (yes, it was on a Wednesday), and no one understood! How can…

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Have a splash with another Dear Peakie

Peak Web June 7, 2023

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I used to be terrified of raccoons. So, I subscribed to Raccoon Whisperer’s YouTube channel to overcome my fear. It worked tremendously! But now, I’ve followed in James’…

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Compose yourselves for another Dear Peakie

Peak Web May 18, 2023

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and Peak Swiftie (not yet trademarked) Dear Peakie,  Mother’s Day just passed, and my bio mom is frustrated that I also sent a card and flowers to Taylor Swift. How do I explain that while…

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Am I the Peakie?

Peak Web March 31, 2023

By: C Icart, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, I tossed Caesar salad for a “friend,” but I didn’t use Caesar sauce because I don’t believe in the concept of Julius Caesar after he stole all my work. I feel like the…

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Dear Peakie

Peak Web March 23, 2023

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, Holy crap, my assignment is soooo late and I don’t know what to do!!! I feel like the most irresponsible person in the world, and if you entrust me with another deadline, I…

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Dear Peakie

Peak Web March 15, 2023

By: C Icart, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, I’m looking for new ways to express myself in my room, and my 2014 Free! anime posters are just not doing the trick anymore. I just want people to know more about the real…

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Dear Peakie

Peak Web February 8, 2023

By: Nercya Kalino, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, This question has drawn curtains upon my complexion, colouring my world a bland shade of . . . Blah. I rely on you to tell me the answer, and to free me at…

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Dear Peakie

Peak Web February 1, 2023

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer and Expert Advice Giver Dear Peakie, I want to like, go beyond myself this year . . . like, really ascend . . . and you know what they say, the will of the mind…

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Dear Peakie: She’s got style, she’s got Glee, she has no grace

Peak Web June 22, 2022

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor and Peakie-of-the-Century Dear Peakie, I want to have a cool new aesthetic but I don’t know where to start! I’ve been scrolling through colour palettes, Pinterest boards, and everything you can think of to find my…

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