dear peakie
Dear Peakie calls on Santa’s elves to unite against corporate greed
December 18, 2025By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, Where have you been?? We haven’t seen you since, like, February? It seems as though you got replaced by a Beedie Bro advice column? How can I be as irrelevant as you are? Thanks, Not a Beedie Bro Dear Not a Beedie Bro, You say I’m irrelevant, but you found me, didn’t you? That’s right. Obscurity marketing, baby. You can’t cancel what refuses to trend! Mr. Beedie Bro isn’t the only one with Machiavellian strategies up his sleeve. As for where I’ve been? I was this close…
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Peakie gets sexy
February 13, 2025By: Petra Chase, Editor-in-Chief and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, Do you have the TLC people’s phone number (the network, not the girl group)? I was practicing the Megan Thee Stallion headboard challenge by myself so I’d be ready…
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Dear Peakie aids those in need
February 4, 2025By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I love merch! People think my favourite slogan is “fight, fight, fight,” but it’s actually “monetize, monetize, monetize.” I can sell anything! Candy, robes, guitars . . .…
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It’s Dear Peakie again
November 26, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor and Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer Dear Peakie, I’m in my main character era. I love it when people watch me walk into lecture one hour late with my oat vanilla latte. I walk through the…
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Peakie helps you navigate the aftermath of the atmospheric river
November 6, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, A couple weeks ago, when I was in bed manifesting that my basement would get flooded soon, an ATMOSPHERIC RIVER was not what I meant. My bestie, who’s…
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Don’t play with Peakie
October 17, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, We have officially begun the season where SFU Burnaby gets permanently enveloped in a deep fog. I’ve been told this is just the clouds, but are you sure…
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Peakie strikes again with advice!
October 2, 2024By: Sarah Sorochuk, SFU Student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I am an avid transit user. Name any bus, I’ve been on it. My favourite part of being on the bus is standing in front of the red…
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Peakie gets sporty
August 2, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, As you know, July is Disability Pride Month. So, obviously, we want to do something in solidarity with disabled people across the province. To observe this month, we’ve…
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Peakie is here to answer your queeries
June 19, 2024By: Cam Darting, Peak Associate and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I have given birth to so many children you’d think I was Little John’s wife! No galvanized steel is needed for me, though; I prefer to work on…
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Peakie gets outdoorsy
May 20, 2024By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became cool. I’ve been in the pain cave, I’ve had nasty blisters, I’ve pooped in…
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