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SFUnexplained: Whatever happened to the missing avocado statue?

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer BREAKING NEWS! The ENTIRETY of the SFU Burnaby Campus was thrown for a LOOP on the early mornings of Monday, May 2, when our beloved avocado statue was nowhere to be seen!!!!! If you don’t believe this nightmare, take a look for yourself. A few students started a vigil for the statue’s return. They laid candles, photos, and some avocado scented soaps at the site. Grief or reason for SUSPISION? The Peak attended the vigil and spoke with those who chose to pay respect at the vacant spot the statue once resided upon.  “I am at…

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