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Dr. Sellout’s Whole-Day Miracle Cleanse

By: Vincent Justin Mitra Are you looking to gain and/or lose weight? Do you have too many toxins, dioxins, and xeroxins oozing out of your pores and other orifices? Then try Dr. Sellout's Miracle Cleanse! Other cleanses promise that their "special" food will push the negative sludge out of your body. Trust me, Dr. Sellout! I've been eating things to push other things out of my body for over 20 years! You've tried all those other cleanses that promised results; now try the one that promises nothing! It's a miracle! Breakfast : Double Hashbrown McGriddle Do you need a quick…

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