Brad McLeod
First-year student finally starting to get the hang of hating university
September 16, 2013BURNABY — Peter Smith, a young, fresh faced student who has only been at SFU for two weeks is reportedly already settling into wanting to get out of here as soon as he possibly can. Although he struggled in his first two weeks, Smith has, according to sources, already managed to stop being excited about his new environment and the possibility of making friends. At press time, these sources had indicated that the freshman had really turned things around and he now dreads every coming day of “all this bullshit.”
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News article revealed to be a cleverly disguised ad for vitamins, and their amazing powers
September 16, 2013YOUR REGION — A local news article is being criticized for reportedly just being an ad for Mulligan’s vitamins, a company that manufactures 100 per cent natural vitamins that are said, and confirmed, to have incredible healing powers. The article…
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SFU’s beloved mould and leaky buildings infested with grad students
September 9, 2013[caption id="attachment_70887" align="alignnone" width="477"] Evidence of grad students has been found all over SFU. Even this beautiful mouldy wall has been the site of unseemly research paper accumulation.[/caption] BURNABY — Ageing, deteriorating and coming apart at the seams, members…
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Researchers discover several forms of humour below puns
September 9, 2013Although they have long-believed by both the general public and comedy experts to be the “lowest form of humour”, joke researchers in New York have discovered the existence of a number of laughter elicitors that they have evidence are beneath…
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John Tortorella begins pre-season conditioning by yelling at members of local country clubs
September 9, 2013New Vancouver Canucks coach, John Tortorella, has reportedly begun his workouts for a new season of yelling at adults about games and has been spotted laying into millionaires at Vancouver country clubs who reportedly need to “fucking get their fucking…
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Join the club: SFU Agreement Society
September 9, 2013JOIN THE CLUB is a feature that highlights SFU’s lesser known clubs and non-existent organizations. This week we highlight . . .the SFU Agreement Society Founded by disgruntled members of SFU’s Debate Society who just wanted everyone to get along, the…
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Shocking Photos of Damage at SFU
September 9, 2013The current condition of the Burnaby campus is so bad that over the past year Peak Humour has compiled the following photos that show just how much significant damage is all around us. 1. Broken pencil found on desk of Peak Humour Editor…
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Man cancels opening of new ski resort after becoming aware of tiny flaw on molehill location
September 9, 2013A local entrepreneur has hit the brakes on his plan to build a multi-million dollar, state-of-the-art ski resort after he discovered that the molehill he intended to build on had a small dent in it that could potentially make…
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Russia deems multi-coloured olympics rings ‘too gay’
September 2, 2013As part of their recent attempts to not let any of their sports buddies find out that they're anything but a fiercely hetereosexual nation, Russia has banned the Olympics’ official multi-coloured rings logo from appearing anywhere during the games. According…
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