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Illustration of a sepia-toned, torn piece of paper depicting the Avocado statue on the Burnaby campus. Above the statue is large text stating, "MISSING! Have you seen this avocado?" Below the statue, text reads, "Any information related to SFU Avocado will be rewarded."
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SFUnexplained: Whatever happened to the missing avocado statue?

Peak Web May 9, 2022

By: Isabella Urbani, Staff Writer BREAKING NEWS! The ENTIRETY of the SFU Burnaby Campus was thrown for a LOOP on the early mornings of Monday, May 2, when our beloved avocado statue was nowhere to be seen!!!!! If you don’t believe this nightmare, take a look for yourself. A few students started a vigil for the statue’s return. They laid candles, photos, and some avocado scented soaps at the site. Grief or reason for SUSPISION? The Peak attended the vigil and spoke with those who chose to pay respect at the vacant spot the statue once resided upon.  “I am at…

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A picture of the SFU Avocado crossed out with the words “Leave it alone” beside it
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Top ten places to have sex at SFU besides the avocado

Peak Web February 16, 2022

By: Luke Faulks, Staff Writer 1. Quietly, under the covers in your dorm room  Listen, you don’t have to be an exhibitionist, here. It’s perfectly acceptable to have regular old vanilla sex with a partner/real good buddy in your dorm room.…

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A day in the life of an SFUer

Peak Web April 2, 2018

By: Alannah Wallace, SFUer Expert   The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired that they feel weak and sickly. Throughout the semester, 90% of SFUers on average…

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