Amal Abdhulla

Shitty business pitch: Coal delivery service

Written by: Amal Abdullah Is there someone who annoys the shit out of you? Do you have a neighbour who just can’t stop playing ridiculously loud music at 2 a.m.? Is there a dude in one of your classes who just won’t shut up about his garbage opinions? We have the perfect solution for you! For only $14.99, we will take on the responsibility of anonymously delivering a package of coal to this asshole in the mail, along with a card that calmly explains to them that they are an annoying piece of shit, and that they could greatly benefit…

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