Alyssa Barnhouse
Couture: It ain’t so juicy
July 21, 2014For many of us, the word “couture” brings to mind a bedazzled velour tracksuit, an exposed mid-drift, and a chihuahua popping out of a fake Louis Vuitton bag. We flashback to 2006, when The Simple Life of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie was a trend-setter for us pre-pubescents, and an eyebrow wider than two millimeters was a cry for help. This Throwback Thursday is over, but the misconception of couture still remains. Well, buckle your seatbelts and unzip the Juicy because you are about to be shown the world of true haute couture. Close your eyes and imagine a woman.…
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Sex and the Suburbs: To eat or not to eat? That is never the question
July 7, 2014Every good day should be like an artisanal triple decker sandwich. It begins with a quality piece of glutenous herb-crusted bread, followed by a fabulous and sustaining activity. Cap it off with a bigger piece of bread and then eat…
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Perfect pairings for your pleasure
June 23, 2014Welcome to a column by two seemingly regular suburban hoodlums who lead out of the ordinary, fabulous lives. This column will chronicle our suburban socialite adventures with sex, food, wine, art, and culture. As two Italian winos, we get cozy…
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