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Long story short: if you are lost, drunk, and alone, I am your mother now
May 24, 2019By: Gabrielle McLaren, Editor-in-Chief One of the unexpected outcomes of working at The Peak is that you spend a lot of time on campus late at night, notably on Fridays when we make the paper. Burnaby Mountain is actually quite nice in the evening: the stars are so visible that you can etch out constellations, the air is fresh and clear, and campus is quite peaceful when it’s devoid of student activity and construction. The bus situation is less than ideal as TransLink service gets spottier, so there was quite a wait for the 145. I was alone at the…
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SFU students fail the criteria for life, researchers confirm
April 3, 2018By: Elise Burgert, “Life” Sciences Experimenter Throughout history, scientific consensus has been that the organisms occupying Simon Fraser University, a concrete behemoth sitting atop Burnaby Mountain, were homo sapiens. Recent evidence, however, has unveiled shocking findings. Not only are…
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A day in the life of an SFUer
April 2, 2018By: Alannah Wallace, SFUer Expert The SFUer has a home and bed, but they do not sleep much. Most days, they wake up so tired that they feel weak and sickly. Throughout the semester, 90% of SFUers on average…
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