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Clan poaches Coyotes in home opener

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Lisa Dimyadi

On a beautiful Wednesday evening at Terry Fox field, the SFU Men’s soccer team battled hard to earn their first win of the season with three unanswered goals against California State University San Bernardino. The evening marked an extra special occasion with the university celebrating its 50th anniversary, and new head coach Clint Schneider claimed his first career win with the Clan in front of the home supporters.

“I was pleased with the result and am very proud of the guys getting the first win,” Schneider told The Peak following the match.

“I told the guys that we have a tradition to keep. Fox field is a fortress, we don’t concede goals here, we win games, and we win by big margins.”

Despite the convincing score line, both teams were putting in plenty of energy and a high press to cause plenty of trades in possession and keep scoring chances minimal until the 26th minute. Calvin Opperman picked up a blocked strike sent in from Mamadi Camara and curled a hard left footed ball that met the head of Adam Jones, but the ball bounced wide of the target.

 

“Fox field is a fortress; we don’t concede goals here, we win games, and we win by big margins.”

 

The Coyotes made an immediate response when they found Robert Wagner left open to run in on goalkeeper Brandon Watson, but the captain was quick off his line to sprawl into the initial strike. A resulting rebound gave Wagner a second attempt, but the midfielder was thwarted by a slight bock from Anthony Van De Vendel and a goal line clearance by Pascal Schmidt to clear away the danger.

With less than 10 minutes left in the first, the Clan finally broke the deadlock. Substitute James Fraser did well to race onto a through ball that prompted Coyote keeper Mike Warn to run off his line, but Fraser cleverly flicked the ball over the keeper and drew a foul inside the penalty area. Kyle Jones confidently buried the ensuing penalty kick to send the Clan into the halftime break with the lead.

“Either team could’ve had a goal, I’m glad we were the one who got it first because I think we deserved it,” Schneider continued.

“I was pleased with the way we responded in the second half by cleaning things up tactically.”

The second half proceedings showed some real promise in all areas of the pitch from the Clan.  Substitute Dzenan Bezdrob gave real threats in attack and nearly choreographed a first minute goal for James Fraser at the restart. Shane Satar was alert with interceptions and plenty of pace in the back line, while defender Callum Whittaker dominated the aerial battles in midfield for the full 90 minutes.

Calvin Opperman finally provided the insurance goal with minutes remaining, and Adam Jones joined his brother on the score sheet with a PK of his own in the dying seconds to go out with a bang.

Coach Schneider proudly reflected on the work by his team before the anniversary fireworks.

“We didn’t give them much of a chance and that’s the SFU way, so it’s good to see.”

 

Wonder twin powers, activate!

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Hamed Yaghoubi Shahir

On Saturday, September 5, the SFU Clan women’s soccer team squared off against the Humboldt state Jacks. In an enthralling game, the clan prevailed 3–-1 thanks to a great performance by Christina Dickson. She scored a brace, with a goal in both halves. The first was a well-taken volley, as she connected on a cross from her twin sister Allyson in the 14th minute.

 

Humboldt State rallied and equalized in the 20th minute thanks to a well taken goal by Bridget Daley. This led to a tense game with half chances for both teams.

 

It was a tough game and there was a real battle in midfield. Haley Miller, no. 12 for HSU, was injured in a challenge 22 minutes in. This set the tone for the hard-fought match. Humboldt would sustain another injury blow 10 minutes before the halftime whistle. Despite their best efforts, the teams went into the break on even terms.

After the break, SFU had renewed energy and wore down the Humboldt State defence. The Jacks held strong as attempt after attempt was thwarted. Jacks goalkeeper Caitlin Plese marshalled her troops brilliantly and was an imposing figure between the posts. But she could only do so much, as a well-worked long ball from Clan keeper Priya Sandhu made its way to the right wing and the resulting cross was controlled and finished by Christina Dickson for her second of the game.

 

After that, SFU dominated the midfield, taking the lion’s share of possession and keeping pressure on the Jacks. Samantha Donald had a particularly strong game, breaking up play well and putting in a good shift.

Humboldt state resorted to attacking on the counter but the SFU defence held firm. The Jacks applied high ball pressure and Marquel Love played hard as a lone striker, but a lack of support meant that not many attacks had real purpose. Frustration began to mount from HSU’s coach and that translated into a lackluster second half for his squad. SFU was able to capitalize on this in the 88th minute as Allyson Dickson connected with yet another cross from the right wing to seal the game for the Clan.

Although this was a non-conference game, it was a great start for the team as its recent recruits really performed at a high level. The Clan brought in 10 new players to the squad, to join the 11 women that returned for another year of NCAA competition. This bodes well for the rest of the season, especially after last year’s poor 0–-6 start which included a 4–-2 loss to Saturday’s opposition.

Winners and losers of the summer transfer window

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Photo courtesy of Rosilang Albornoz (Flickr)

The international transfer window ended on Tuesday, September 2, and like always, a lot of money was spent and curious moves were made. Here are my winners and losers in the transfer window.

 

Winners: Manchester City

Looking to regain the Premier League title, Manchester City spent lavishly on the likes of Kevin de Bruyne and Raheem Sterling, paying 54.5 million and 49 million pounds respectively. The added addition of Nicolas Otamendi means that City is likely to be in the title race right up until the end of the season.

 

Losers: Arsenal

Arsenal were the only club in Europe not to sign an outfield player this summer, and when major rivals in the Premier league splashed the cash, Arsene Wenger decided to show loyalty to his squad. His only real addition to the squad was Petr Cech from Chelsea, but what they really needed  was a striker. With rivals making moves for multiple players, it makes his decision to hold off on purchases all the more confusing.

 

Winners: Juventus

Holding on to Paul Pogba can be considered a win, but Juventus spend big to try and consolidate their place within the European elite. They went out and got highly rated youngsters such as Paulo Dybala, Alex Sandro, and Mario Lemina, as well as more experienced players such as Sami Khedira, Mario Mandzukic, and Hernanes. It will take time for all the players to gel, but overall Juventus had a very good transfer window.

 

Losers: Manchester United

United added a bunch of pieces to try and hold on to their top four place, but what they really needed was a big statement signing, particularly a forward, and that never materialized. From Gareth Bale to Marco Reus and even Neymar, multiple big names were linked with the Red Devils over the summer, but none of them happened. The high price tag on a young, inexperienced Anthony Martial is also cause for concern.

 

Winners: Bayern Munich

Not many signings for them, but two quality additions will help them once again contend for both the Bundesliga and the Champions League. Vidal is a tenacious box-to-box midfielder who is one of the best at his role, and Douglas Costa is an excellent long term replacement for both Franck Ribery and Arjen Robben.

 

Losers: Real Madrid

It’s not often you can say this, but Real Madrid had a terrible transfer window. Use to getting pretty much any player that they want, they weren’t able to land a big name star this window. The closest they came to that was David de Gea, but could not get the paperwork in time before the deadline.

 

Winners: Inter Milan

After four years of not qualifying for the Champions League, President Erick Thohir decided to open up his chequebook. The team spent 30 million euros on promising midfielder Geoffrey Kondogbia from Monaco, and convinced Ivan Perisic to join them from Wolfsburg. They also acquired Stevan Jovetic, Mario Montoya, Adem Ljajic, and Miranda on loan, as well as selling Xherdan Shaquiri for 15 million euros. They could be in the race for the Scudetto right up until the final week of play.

An interview with 2020 presidential candidate Kanye West

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Photo courtesy of Shahril Affandi Radzali (Wikipedia)

Understandably, rapper Kanye West’s announcement to run for president in 2020 has elicited some strong responses. While not the most ridiculous thing to ever happen at a MTV Video Music Awards, it’s definitely up there. The Peak was able to sit down with West to discuss who inspired him to run for president and how he compares to other former leaders of the United States.

At the start of your acceptance speech, you stood on stage for quite some time without saying anything. A lot of people of criticized you for this, with some arguing it was just an ego stroke. What is your response?

“I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation.”

What would be your first official act as President of the United States?

“Well, I’d have to rewrite the Bible. Because they spelt my name wrong.”

What about presidential duties that are more related to the White House? Do you have anything you’d like to do right away at the beginning of your tenure?

“The first thing I’d do is paint the White House black, then I’d put up a big sign that says ‘Yeezus’s house’ so that everyone would know.”

How does your wife, Kim Kardashian, feel about your decision to run for president in 2020?

“Kim has been very supportive. She knows how important it is for me to bring sweeping change to the world. Her and her sister Khloe also recently got into a fight over who was more famous, so Kim being First Lady is sort of about getting back at Khloe for that.

And how does North feel about your plans for presidency?

“I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation.”

Being President of the United States comes with a lot of different responsibilities. What would be your biggest challenge with taking on the position?

“Probably that I’ve already set the bar so high, in terms of my personal style and freshness, and it’s going to be a struggle to maintain that standard. If my threads aren’t always the best that they can be, then how are people going to take me serious as their president? My advisors and I spend a lot of time working on this though so I’m not too worried.

How would you compare yourself to the presidents who came before you?

“I’m a creative genius, and there’s no other way to word it. I’d also like to say that what all those other guys did was great, I know my four years as president will be the greatest presidency of all time. All time.”

I suppose it’s a bit early to tell, but what do you believe sets you apart from other candidates in the running? What one characteristic puts you above the competition?

“I’m like a vessel, and God has chosen me to be the voice and connector. Also, 808s & Heartbreak.”

Do you have any words for anyone else considering a run for president in 2020?

“I don’t even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap.”

Check out my Fringe show

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Image by Ariel Mitchel

Excuse me. Excuse me! Yes, hi, I was wondering if I could interest you in a flyer for my Fringe show.

I know. You might be thinking, “Great, like I didn’t have enough Fringe plays to check out already.” Or more likely you’re thinking, “Why would I go see a play in the year 2015, when I could literally do almost anything else?” Both are valid thoughts to be having, and both I have the answer to.

You see, my show’s different from any of the other one-man white male vanity-meets-passion projects floating around these days. I don’t sugarcoat anything for the audience; there’s no Pixar-style ending where the only thing that could make the resolution happier is if the stage were made of cotton candy. This show cuts deep to the highs and lows of what it means to be human. More specifically, a human who both makes poor decisions and aspires to be an actor.

My Fringe show is about a struggling performer, desperate and with nothing to lose, who decides to write a show and submit it to the upcoming local Fringe festival. To his surprise, the show actually gets picked up and things just go full-speed from there.

My one-man play — written, produced, and directed by me — is called Before I Break: My Personal Last Shot at Fulfillment. I guess you could say there’s a bit of non-fiction mixed in with the plot, taken from my own debilitating experiences as a part-time thespian trying to make it in the acting world, but for the rest of it you’ll just have to try and suspend your belief.

In the play, our protagonist has just turned 30 and he’s wrestling with the idea of contentment and pending mortality. Because 30’s a weird age, where it’s not quite young and it’s not quite old, but it’s old enough that you think he should have his life sorted out by now. But instead he’s stuck working a crappy day job at Staples where he’s forced to keep his dream of acting a secret from his co-workers, because one day he accidentally left his notebook full of theatre ideas in the break room and when he went back to buy a Coke he found the other employees reading it out loud and performing it, very poorly, I might add, and so he was forced to bury that part of him deep down where no one in his life could ever make fun of it again. So there’s a lot on his, the character’s, mind.

The play gets pretty meta at times too. Like, there’s one scene near the end, where the protagonist realizes almost no one’s bought tickets for his show and so he’s forced to go out and try to convince people on the street to see his show. He tries everything, from performing short monologues on the street to straight-up begging. At one point the protagonist even breaks down and starts crying profusely until the stranger promises to come to the play. It’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, my one-man Fringe show. Full of laughter and uncomfortable silences that only purchasing a ticket will end.

So come see it. My Fringe show.

Uh oh! Hackers just announced they’re going to leak the names of everyone with a still-active Neopets account

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Image by Lisa Dimyadi

A team of experienced Internet activists are claiming they’ve hacked the servers of Neopets.com, and will soon be releasing confidential records of every person registered to the site.

“Neopets’ child-centric agenda and the features they keep behind a paywall are the perfect sickening example of modern capitalism,” said a video uploaded to YouTube last week, which announced the biggest data breach in Neopets’ history. “We will tolerate this system of oppression no longer.”

The virtual pet website, which has seen its popularity ebb and flow over the years, is known primarily as a games site for children and teenagers, but the hackers claim to have information that will compromise the identities of countless adult-aged users — including multiple celebrities.

On Monday, Neopets’ CEO Brent Matthews confirmed that the hack was real, though only after a few “sample” emails had already been made public.

“As the investigation is ongoing, we are unable to disclose certain details but we are allowed to confirm there was a crack in our security systems,” said Matthews. “Rest assured our team is working around the clock to learn what happened so we can prevent it from ever happening again.”

Ben Affleck, Anne Hathaway, and Orlando Bloom are just a few of the celebrities reportedly being linked to Neopets, though representatives from all three have dismissed the connection; a representative from Affleck called the allegation “total nonsense,” while Hathaway responded by posting an open letter online, saying she’s an adult woman who has “no time for silly, challenging-but-fun children’s games like Neopets’ Ice Cream Machine or Destruct-O-Match III.”

The leak also has many experts speculating on how hacktivists justify actions like these — and what kind of danger that poses to the general public.

“The hackers are playing judge, jury, and executioner when it comes to these leaks,” Cheryl Phillips, a professor of psychology at Simon Fraser, told The Peak. “People’s lives are going to be ruined if they’re somehow connected to an active Neopets account, and by that I mean their social lives. But still. The stakes are very high. Who knows when the next major data breach will come from?”

Last month extramarital cheating website Ashley Madison also suffered a data breach, when over 25 gigabytes of sensitive information was made public by vindictive hackers. Authorities are saying the two incidents seem to be unconnected, as one group seemed intent on exposing and shaming adults for engaging in questionable behaviour, while the other group focused more on Ashley Madison’s dubious ethics. 

This week in comics

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1001 Gotham EDIT
1001 Gotham Nights (by Avneet Toor & Manjit Toor)

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The Adventures of Agoraphobia Man: World Defender (by Jacey Gibb)

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Creator’s Pet (by Destiny Hsu)

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Seagull Square (by Jill Mandrake)

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Peers (by Leslie Lu)

Boohoo, Woohoo

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Photo courtesy of Flickr

Boohoo: Road Rage

I’ve never understood what possesses a driver to burst their Hulk-like seams as soon as the ignition starts. Seriously, I’ve been in vehicles with quite a few otherwise perfectly calm and content people, but when they hit the road, their sudden anger is shocking, confusing, and in most cases completely unnecessary.

My question is why? Why do friends and family splurge out every single curse word in the book when another driver turns their signal light on a little too late, or when there’s confusion at a 4-way stop? What influences an angry, half-naked truck driver to stumble out of his vehicle at a road construction site to knock on the window and harass the driver ahead of him (true story)?

In a primitive sense, could it be that we all, at our core, harbour very aggressive, defensive attitudes that help ensure our survival, and that the soundproof safety net of a windshield allows us to unleash these barbaric attitudes on people without facing the ramifications?

In any case, I’d like to ride shotgun with someone who doesn’t constantly yell, swear, or flip the bird at other drivers over the stupidest things. Maybe we should just take the bus next time.

 

Woohoo: Rage Rooms

Have you ever just wanted to unleash your anger through rapid physical exertion on random inanimate objects? Well, you’re in luck! Maybe it’s time to drive all that road anger to the Rage Room, where we can fling our steel bats at elaborate dining room dishware, ugly mustard-yellow sofas, and useless curved-screen television sets from the ‘90s!

Did you have a bad day at work? Maybe your personal life is stressing you out? Or perhaps you just have pent-up anger for seemingly no reason at all? Rest assured, the Rage Room will medicate you with a gruesome scene reminiscent of a Stanley Kubrick film!

Don’t be discouraged by the price — if an ambitious $25 for five minutes will help you release your fury without breaking any significant laws, then go for it. Yes, these rooms are real, and in my humble opinion they’re a genius idea.

Calm, cool and collected is now only a short psychotic rampage away!

Sustainable SFU rebrands as “Embark”

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Embark maintains a community garden on campus. - Adam Madojemu

SFU’s largest student society — formerly Sustainable SFU — has recently rebranded, changing its name to “Embark.”

All undergraduate and graduate students are members of the student-led, not-for-profit society as a result of the sustainability levy that is included in the semesterly student fees. The levy is $2 for full time students and $1 for part time students.

After undergoing a rebranding process over the summer, the Embark website and brand was launched to the public on September 1.

Embark’s Executive Director Joshua Cairns explained that over the past few years the rebranding of Sustainable SFU was being considered in order to “adopt a really unique identity and help distinguish ourselves on campus, as far as what we do, and how we are different from the SFU Sustainability office.

“‘Embark’ really spoke to what it is we do, which is we want to empower students to create sustainable change on campus, and to carry that wave of momentum into the world [. . .] beyond SFU,” said Cairns.

“Essentially, what we do is empower students to become sustainability leaders, and we do that through grants, training, and engagement.”

The society worked with Dossier Creative, a local organization that specializes in branding and innovation.

Two SFU student interns at Dossier Creative helped create the entire brand, including everything from the name and the logo, to the feel of the new look.

According to Cairns, the rebranding process involved asking the questions, “Who are we?” and “Where are we headed?”

Aside from changing the name and appearance of the brand, the rebranding process allowed the society’s staff and board of directors to reevaluate their key values.

Those values identified as most important included empowerig, disrupting, collaborating, and changing the world, said Cairns.

He noted, “Once we got those values down [. . .] we were really able to figure out what the name should be, what the logo should be, but also how we should change the organization to reflect those values.

And that’s why now we’re increasing the amount of grants that we have available, because that’s a key way that we can help empower them to make sustainable change.”

Embark will also provide professional development opportunities for students, as well and working on engaging them by offering training workshops — something Sustainable SFU did not facilitate.

Workshops will be held throughout the year on topics including “Outreach 101,” op-ed writing, public protesting, and more.

Cairns mentioned that old initiatives such as the harvest boxes, teaching gardens, and bike-to-work week events will still be a big part of what they do.

He identified pushing the university to divest from fossil fuel companies as their primary goal within the value of “disrupt” this year.

“It’s becoming a more urgent issue,” said Cairns. “We’ve had great interest from the student body to get involved with us to help make that happen, because I think they’re also identifying with this brand […] very well.”

The key theme of “collaboration” will be enacted through outreach and dialogues in order to gauge the specific interests for SFU students and to build partnerships with other groups on campus in effort to engage as many students as possible.

Cairns explained, “Any priority or initiative that we identify, we need to appreciate that there’s probably a whole other group of students, or a whole other group of faculty or staff on campus that are also working towards the exact same end goal.”

For Embark, changing the world is more of an overall guiding value that will point them in the direction they want to go, and allow them to keep their vision in mind. “It speaks to the fact that we won’t just accept the status quo and business as usual,” said Cairns.

“Our ultimate end goal is that we want to change the world. Every decision we make, every initiative we take on, should contribute to a positive change in the world.”