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Nick Bondi, Sports Editor

Anaheim Ducks vs. Washington Capitals

Winner: Washington Capitals

CMYK-Nick BondiAfter a tough start, Anaheim has certainly turned it around. They lead the league in both power play percentage and penalty kill percentage, and look like they will be the first team since the 1984–1985 New York Islanders to end the season with both distinctions. However, Washington has been a dominant team all throughout the season. At the time of writing, they’ve already clinched the President’s Trophy before any team in the Eastern Conference has clinched a playoff spot. Anaheim will have a tough time coming out of the West, having to face the likes of LA, Chicago, Dallas, and the Sharks to get to the final. They might be a bit tired by then. However, Washington’s path is a bit easier, with no real true Cup contenders other than themselves in the conference. Plus, they finally have a true number two centre in Evgeny Kuznetsov. I firmly believe that Washington will be taking home their first Stanley Cup come June.

MuhammadQasim Dewji, Digital Strategist

Anaheim Ducks vs. Washington Capitals

Winner: Anaheim Ducks

My Stanley Cup pick goes to the Anaheim Ducks. Over the last three seasons, the Ducks have been getting closer to the Finals every year, losing out on a shot at the Cup in the third round last season. With the additions of Kevin Bieksa on the back end and John Gibson coming into form, the Ducks are a well-rounded, competitive team this year. Their early season struggles brought them together, making them a strong cohesive unit and a formidable opponent. They are first in both power play and penalty kill percentage, and have the depth needed to make a real push in the playoffs. The biggest problem Anaheim will face against the Capitals is containing Ovechkin, and they have the right man for the job, Ryan Kesler, a true shutdown centre who can get under people’s skin and even put points up on the board.

Nathan Ross, Associate News Editor

Nashville Predators vs. Washington Capitals

Winner: Washington Capitals


Screen Shot 2016-04-01 at 8.19.54 PMNashville is my dark horse for the Western representative for the Stanley Cup final, as they’re going to sneak by as the wild-card team in the Pacific division while the Central tears itself apart. With Pekka Rinne rounding into above-average form (not elite) and Ryan Johansen finally settled into Peter Laviolette’s system, their incredible blue line will be enough to push their middling offence into the final. However, once they’re there, they’re going to get steamrolled by the Capitals. This isn’t the Washington Capitals of old, who relied on Ovechkin, Backstrom, and the now-departed Mike Green to carry the load. This team is incredibly deep, and that’s not even mentioning Braden Holtby quietly going about setting the record for most wins in a single season by a goalie. As long as the team doesn’t run into any key injuries, this is their Stanley Cup to lose.

Austin Cozicar, Peak Associate

Chicago Blackhawks vs. Florida Panthers

Winner: Chicago Blackhawks

CMYK-AustinNormally, I’d go with the homer option, and say inexplicably, against all odds, that the Canucks will win it. Fortunately for my chances of being right, the Canucks are out of the playoffs. Barring any massive rule changes, this just isn’t their year. Instead, this year I predict the cup winner will be one of two teams — you guessed it: Chicago or LA. The pattern is on LA’s side this year, but Chicago just seems so good. Anaheim is looking like a good choice too, but I think they will find a way to mess it up second round or sooner. Ditto with St. Louis. The obvious choice in the East is Washington, but it’s not too often that the best teams from both conferences make the finals. The rest of the East is wide open, so why not Florida? They’re as good as anyone in the East, except for maybe Washington — but they’re certainly not as good as anyone in the West, so I believe Chicago will win it all for the second year in a row.

Erik Pinto, SFU Student

Chicago Blackhawks vs. Washington Capitals

Winner: Washington Capitals

The reigning Stanley Cup Champions, the Chicago Blackhawks are looking like promising contenders once again. Patrick Kane has taken his game to another level and the addition of Andrew Ladd gives me every reason to suspect they are going to make it back to the Stanley Cup finals once again. However, the Washington Capitals look to be unstoppable this year. Alexander Ovechkin leads the league in goals, Holtby in wins amongst goaltenders, and the fire power of Kuznetsov and Backstrom have combined for a total of more than 80 assists. They have absolutely dominated this season and I don’t see why their success won’t transfer over into the playoffs and into an eventual Stanley Cup.

Bartosz Wysocki, Peak Associate

Dallas Stars vs. Florida Panthers

Winner: Florida Panthers


Screen Shot 2016-04-01 at 8.34.28 PMWhen it comes to historic NHL powerhouses, the Dallas Stars and the Florida Panthers are not teams that immediately spring to one’s mind. They only have one Stanley Cup between which Dallas won way back in 1999. However, 2016 has definitely been a defining year for both of these teams. In the west, the Jamie Benn-led Stars have been ruthless, and I’ll make the bold prediction that they won’t lose more than three games in the first three rounds. In the east, Florida has had a resurgent year, led by two absolute legends of the game, Jaromir Jagr up front and Roberto Luongo in net. In the Finals, the Stars will choke under pressure and the veterans in Florida will take the wheel, winning the series 4–2.

Woohoo, Boohoo

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Woohoo: Ponytails

Fun, flirty and flouncy — the ponytail is a hairdo classic. Yank that mop up into a high ponytail and you’ll look like an adorable helicopter, ready to take off into a clear sky of sassy fashion. Try a low ponytail to resemble a sweet and secret seductive baker’s daughter from the Renaissance — you’ll woo knights and stable boys everywhere, and your father will make a ton of cash selling you for marriage.

The side pony-tail alternatively offers the look of an ’80s babe; try that baby out and you’ll be in for a night of Dirty Dancing and extravagantly dirty spandex. Why stop at one pony tail? Cover yourself in them! Become a contemporary piece of art by tying up your hair into multiple tiny ponytails, imitating the stark and bold fashion of a chia pet. There’s no way to go wrong with this baby. Go on, girl! Tie that hair up and look as charming as the ass of a pony.

Boohoo: Buns

What the hell is that? Is that a poorly made IKEA cinnamon bun plastered mistakenly to the top of your head? Did you actually put a sock on your fucking head? Do you have any respect for yourself? Probably not, since it looks like a dog turd curled up on top of your head to dry up and die and you still seem to think you look cute and ‘librarian-esque.’

The bun is the Greek tragedy of hairstyles. It’s a real ‘let’s kill pops and accidently get it on with mama’ sort of deal. Even the nursery rhyme “Hot Cross Buns” is weak, paling in comparison to the all-time classic “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” Please do yourself a favour and abandon any form of spherical hair, and graduate to other more impressive geometric shapes — try a hexagon.

My anaconda don’t want none if you’re wearing a bun, hun.

SFU beats UBC in Achilles Cup

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Cameron Proceviat (centre) finished second in both the 800 and 1,500 metre run.

SFU’s track and field team came out victorious in the Achilles Cup on March 25. The yearly event is held between SFU and UBC, and was the first outdoor meet for the Clan this season. SFU came out victorious on both the male and female side, increasing their lead in the overall series to 8–5–1.

“I’m really happy with the meet,” said Head Coach Brit Townsend. “We were uncertain going in.

“We don’t have a lot in the field events right now, so it ended up that we were way ahead [with] the women, and the men came down to the last couple of events. So it was pretty exciting.”

This marked the first outdoor meet for the team this year, a big adjustment from the previous indoor meets.

“We’re just coming off of a competitive season indoors, and we didn’t have much of a break,” said Townsend. “The kids who went to nationals didn’t have much of a break had less than two weeks, while other ones that just ran at the conference had five weeks.

“Outdoors is tough. There’s even more schools vying for those top spots [. . .] Outdoors, we end of having to travel quite a bit and it’s right through exams so that’s stressful. We start a couple of weeks later than most schools in the NCAA Division II, partly because of travel costs and partly because of school. They need some time to get through their exams.”

Standout performers in the meet include Cameron Proceviat, who finished second in both the 800 and 1,500 metre run, and Dylan Freinhofer and Marc-Antoine Rouleau, who finished first in the 800 and 1,500, respectively. On the women’s side, Valda Kabia won the 200 meter, and Addy Townsend finished second in the 1,500 meter.

Looking forward, Townsend expects to see a number of familiar names competing from indoors to repeat the same success outdoors, as well as some of the more competitive events. 

“We’re looking at the same people who went to indoor nationals to repeat,” said Townsend. “We have Marc Antoine [and] Cam Proceviat. [. . .] On the women’s side we’ll have the same people repeat, and hopefully add one or two more.

“It is more difficult to make the national championships. We don’t have the distance medley relay, so those people now have to try and make it as an individual which is a lot harder. We may not have the same numbers, but we hopefully will have the same amount of individual events.”

The Vancouver Canucks need a change

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Auston Matthews is the prize of this year's draft, and the Canucks have to do everything they can to get him.

It’s been a rough season so far for the Vancouver Canucks. Being one of the bottom three teams in the standings is not a place where any team wants to finish the season, but that’s exactly where the Canucks are headed. Injuries, inexperience, and inconsistent goaltending have all played a role in the downfall this season. Several steps need to be taken within this franchise to get back to being winners and, eventually, Stanley Cup contenders.

First of all, the Canucks need to get younger. Trades need to be made for draft picks and young prospects, ultimately leading to the departure of veterans. That includes the Sedins.

Realistically, it is unlikely that the twins will be moved prior to next season. But in order to speed the process, it must be done. Some argue they are Canucks for life and should stay for the rest of their careers, but in the end, it’s a business. In order to be successful, they must get out with the old and in with the new, bringing the opportunity for the future of this team to grow and develop.

Part of the process of rebuilding a franchise includes the concept of ‘tanking.’ The Canucks have to lose games, and a lot of them. The more games they lose, the better the chance they have at acquiring the number one pick in the draft. Riding a nine-game losing streak with less than 10 games left, they seem to already be on the right track.

This is important especially in this year’s draft class because this year’s projected first overall pick, Auston Matthews, is a highly touted, talented goalscorer, who can seemingly turn a franchise in the positive direction singlehandedly.

Finally, a change in management is necessary. General Manager Jim Benning has made more than his share of mistakes in his tenure as GM, most notably in his inability to deal two of the top free agents at this year’s trade deadline. Dan Hamhuis and Radim Vrbata are two veterans who will be on the free agent market by the end of the season, and because of Benning, the Canucks will be getting nothing out of them.

However, the one move Benning made had Canucks fans scrutinizing his actions. He dealt away a former first-round pick in Hunter Shinkaruk. This came as a shock and angered many because Canuck fans feel that it’s time to rebuild. Ultimately, trading away the top prospect isn’t going to help the cause.

This team needs to become younger, and Benning doesn’t seem to recognize that. He needs to go, too.

Reality vs Expectations: Prep for Finals

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Expectation:

Put aside all distractions and unlock the resonant frequency of concentration and understanding that will allow you to conquer the odds and find victory in your qualitative prerequisite.

Reality:

Throw in the towel after 32 seconds of agonizing textbook reading and binge-watch season two of Daredevil instead.

 

Expectation:

Gather an array of vast knowledge on two influential philosophers for your compare and contrast essay.

Reality:

Compare and contrast the skill sets of Batman and Superman as you get ready to bet next semester’s tuition on a hunch.

 

Expectation:

Assemble a group of the finest students in the class for the most epic turn-the-tides study session of your academic career.

Reality:

Collectively fall off the study wagon before the 60 minute mark and head to the bar for some pre-exam confidence boosting.

 

Expectation:

Make time in your busy schedule to tackle your tumultuous take-home exam ahead of time so you can plan ahead for other classroom finals.

Reality:

Fake your own death and begin your aspiring new career as a bartender at Fijian resort. Trust me, it’s better this way.

SFSS considers more study space at Harbour Centre

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Harbour Centre (pictured) will be the major beneficiary of the approximately $70,000 project. - Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

The Simon Fraser Student Society (SFSS) is considering renovations to study space at the Harbour Centre campus in response to a recent student survey.

The survey run by the Vancouver Campus Administration, included student requests for more microwaves, space to sit, natural lighting, artwork on the walls, and power outlets. SFSS Board member and FCAT representative Salathiel Wells said the SFSS will try their best to meet student needs.

The current proposal is to renovate one of the second floor study areas near the escalators at Harbour Centre. Wells said they will improve lighting and add seating to create a lounge and study space. Based on student feedback on the changes, another area on the second floor will also be renovated.

The proposed renovations could cost up to $70,000 and will be co-funded by the SFSS and the university. Wells said the current proposal asks the SFSS to allocate $35,000 to the project.

Kylene Bugden, a fourth-year communication student, said the renovations are much needed. Bugden is taking all her classes at Harbour Centre this semester, and often studies at the downstairs food court or nearby coffee shops due to the lack of student space.

Most of the recent renovations at Harbour Centre, according to Bugden, have been to high-traffic study spaces near the entrance or outside busy lecture halls. She hopes the current proposal will meet student needs. She would like to see the SFSS get more involved in student life at the satellite campuses. Wells said this is a problem he and other board members are working to address.

“It has been taking a while for the SFSS to become accustomed to expanding its resources to the other campuses,” Wells said. He added that he and previous FCAT representatives have worked hard to get the SFSS to consider all campuses, not just Burnaby.

Wells said that the SFSS is often viewed as Burnaby-centric because of where its facilities and staff are based. He acknowledged however that this can change.

The SFSS is currently undergoing a governance restructuring which includes creating committees for each satellite campus. Wells thinks that a more structured way of engaging students at other campuses will help representatives, like himself, who advocate for students at all three campuses.

There are also plans to renovate three study spaces at the Surrey campus. If the motions are passed, all renovations will take place during the summer semester and the spaces          will likely be fully functional by the fall.

From the Mind of Sam Gorick

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“My body posture can be described as ‘C-3P0 Riding a Horse.’”

“I have a pretty great workout regime: 15 reps at the water fountain, and then I do hardcore dips. My favourite is the honey mustard.”

“Working three jobs is great because now I have plenty of things to cry about in my car.”

“It’s hard to see myself living in a big house one day without a mirror.”

“It’s the small joys in life that make it interesting, like finding a five dollar bill in your pocket, or that look of disgust the cashier at Forever 21 gives you when you ask her if she needs to see your ID.”

SFU Replies

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Friends,

Do you remember life before this semester? Think hard.

Do you remember when science classes didn’t involve digging? When philosophy classes weren’t literally digging into Burnaby Mountain?

Friends, we have our school, and our lives, back. We can leave the mountain. We can eat more than beets, dried blueberries, and gruel. We can visit our families.

As we all know, this semester, we collectively imagined the SFU overlords. The Sphinx, the ghouls, the League of the Undead, the ghost of Louis Riel — everyone. They no longer exist, but they did. Our imaginations allowed them to.

We imagined these oppressors existed because we needed an enemy. We allowed them to exist because we trusted our fear.

Also someone probably has been putting something in the air ducts.

But friends, beyond figuring out what happened, the real problem we’re facing here is uncertainty. We imagined these beings’ existence. SFU students are asking: how can we be sure anyone exists?

We can’t. The overlords’ power existed because we allowed it to. What do we allow to exist now?

You have to answer that for yourself.

For me though, I don’t have to let any fear exist. I don’t have to let any story exist. I’m free in my mind, even if I’m being lied to, even if I’m eating gruel, and even if I’m reporting every rock I find to the levitating bear.

And it’s okay to be scared of losing those we have now. But they exist now. You exist now. And the perception that you paint on the ever-mutable reality isn’t necessarily correct. But you paint because you have to. We all do. We’re all together.

Talk to each other if you need to, SFU. Talk because you’re important, you’re here right now, and the beauty and mysteriousness in that very fact is breathtaking. It’s a miracle, and it’s perfect.

Sincerely,

An SFU student
P.S., Professors Broc Rossell, Zoe Druick, and Ellexis Boyle indeed never existed; they were holograms.

University Briefs

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UNB students test out their drones. - Photo courtesy of CBC

U of A students finish building zero-emissions vehicle

Engineering students at the University of Alberta have recently put a stamp of approval on their over a year long project dedicated to building a zero-emissions vehicle. The 300-pound car emits only water, has three thousand horsepower, and goes 70 km per hour.

The team will be travelling to the United States where an annual clean car competition is held. The qualification for the top vehicle is not only speed, but its overall design, which is precisely what these U of A students have been focused on.

With files from CBC

University of Windsor gets a U-Pass after 24 years

The U-Pass is easily one of university’s best perks. However, since 1992, this all-encompassing transit pass has not been approved at the University of Windsor. Finally, with an overwhelming majority, it was passed in the small Toronto town.

The transit company in charge of the city has been in talks to increasing bus route services at all hours of the day and night in anticipation of a major spike in demand. The U-Pass will cost students $165 per annum.

With files from CBC

Students build drones from scratch at University of New Brunswick

April means two things for students at the University of New Brunswick: finals and drones. A group of students have been building quadcopters and drones with parts made from scratch and some found online. The team is preparing for a weekend contest at the university.

What’s more, despite the fact that this drone club only been around since September, they are already sponsored by Resson Aerospace, a company focused on integrating agriculture and drones.

With files from CBC

Point / Counterpoint: The Ghomeshi Verdict

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OPPOSE IT:  The verdict proves rape culture is still alive and well

By Laura Scheck

[dropcap]A[/dropcap]ccording to Statistics Canada’s crime victimization survey from 2004, approximately 460,000 Canadian women were sexually assaulted in 2004. Out of all of those incidences, only about 3.3 percent were reported to the police and only 0.3 percent led to a conviction.

With a stat like this in mind, it’s not surprising that Jian Ghomeshi was acquitted on Thursday of all counts of sexual assault. Since 2014, many people have been anxiously awaiting the results of Ghomeshi’s trial, with the hope that finally, a public demonstration supporting survivors would prevail.

As we have witnessed over the course of the trial, this did not come to fruition. Instead, Ghomeshi’s trial has been wrought with victim-blaming and the three complainants have been raked over the coals by Ghomeshi’s lawyer, Marie Henein.

One particularly awful aspect of the Ghomeshi trial was the implication that continuing contact with an abuser means giving consent in every situation. Ghomeshi’s defense counsel produced a pair of emails sent by the first complainant a year after she was allegedly assaulted by Ghomeshi. Though the email correspondences do, indeed, contradict her previous statements claiming she cut off contact with Ghomeshi, they do not invalidate her claims.

There are a multitude of reasons why a survivor may stay in contact with an abuser, that do not imply wanting to continue a relationship, including to confront them about their abuse. Manipulative abusers can make a person feel insecure and as though this kind of violence, being attached to sex, is somehow intimacy. In the eyes of the court, however, this inconsistency in the story added to invalidating her testimony entirely.

The legal system in Canada is ill-equipped to deal with sexual assault cases. The verdict is skewed in favour of the defendant, who is not required to testify, and what can be considered ‘evidence’ is incredibly limited. Often there is little to no proof to support a survivor’s story beyond their testimony, as it can take years to come forward. Even if done quickly, however, there is often no tangible evidence to demonstrate a person was sexually assaulted.

This needs to change. With a miniscule number of sexual assaults continually reported, something is clearly wrong. We need to properly educate people on the topic of consent, as approximately 67 percent of Canadians cannot identify the legal definition of ‘consent,’ according to a study by the Canadian Women’s Foundation. We must also continue working towards fostering a culture that believes survivors; this doesn’t mean never questioning complainants, but rather listening to their stories instead of dismissing them or claiming they were somehow ‘asking for it.’

I want to remind people that sexual assault is not a just a ‘women’s issue,’ and virtually nobody makes false claims to get attention. All people can be subject to sexual violence, and all deserve to be treated with dignity. All people deserve to be believed.

SUPPORT IT: The verdict respects the rules of our justice system

By Tatum Miller

[dropcap]E[/dropcap]very person has the right, according to our Charter of Rights and Freedoms, “to be presumed innocent until proven guilty according to law in a fair and public hearing by an independent and impartial tribunal.” If we unequivocally believe survivors, we risk violating the fundamental principle of the presumption of innocence.

In response to the Ghomeshi ruling, numerous groups have rose up in protest. One such Facebook event, “Believe Survivors: Rally & March in Protest of the Ghomeshi Verdict,” hosted by Looking Out Ottawa, states: “we cannot allow the courts to determine the validity of our experiences.”

This statement is deeply troubling. In his ruling, Judge Horkins asserted that we must avoid the “dangerous false assumption that sexual assault complainants are always truthful.” The keyword here is always. I agree that, most of the time, complainants are truthful. However, this simply cannot be the case for all. Some people will lie, or bend the truth to suit their needs. This is human nature in all court cases, sexual assault included.

It is a wonderful idea to immediately believe survivors. It would make it much easier for survivors to press charges. However, a testimony does not imply truth, and it should not be considered hard evidence. We must trust our judicial system to arrive at the truth following a fair trial, after which justice shall be served.

This is not a defense of Ghomeshi. This is not a defense of the survivors in this case. This is a defense of our justice system.

It is apparent that Ghomeshi’s alleged acts were misogynistic and wrong. Judge Horkins’ ruling did not state that Ghomeshi’s acts clearly never happened. The simple fact was that Ghomeshi’s criminal guilt could not be proved “beyond a reasonable doubt” because of a lack of evidence, and issues of credibility from the complainants, whose testimonies were the sole basis of the case.

Sexual assault is an issue that is difficult to deal with, due to the personal nature of the acts involved. Occasionally, there is more to the story than simply the offense itself. This holds true for both sides; the accused and the accusers.

Do not listen to the politicians, pandering for votes with their tweets of #IBelieveSurvivors. Recently, Tom Mulcair tweeted just this. As a trained lawyer, he should know better than to propagate an idea that violates our legal principles.

Perhaps the way our society handles sexual assault cases should be reviewed. It is a topic of sensitive nature, that puts much stress on the survivors. But the solution is not to sidestep our legal system in favour of one based on testimony as hard evidence.

We must stand with our survivors while they overcome the trauma of their experiences. However, we must not immediately accept their testimonies as unquestionable truth. This would fundamentally violate the core of our legal system, and the presumption of innocence.