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Word on the Street: Canada Day

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Q: Gosh, how aboot that Canada Day, eh?

 

“I spen’it  pah-troling the border. Can’t have any of those dern space-needling fixed-gear-bicycling coffee beaners sneaking up here to take our jobs”

Avery Clements

Shotgun enthusiast

 

“You really think I’d trust the Canadians? It’s always the quiet ones you need to watch out for.”

Gregory Barnett

Man in tin foil hat

 

“I celebrated my 366th birthday. Alone. Oh yeah, why pay any attention to Gottfried. It’s not like he ever did anything important, like invent fucking calculus!”

Gottfried Leibnez

Dead math guy

 

“Oh, I’m so sorry, I completely forgot to ask you how your Canada Day was. How rude of me.”

Shelly Spears

Average Canadian

 

“His birthday is next we — shit. Sweden! Hey Sweden! You know if the drugstore still open?”

England

Land of the English

By Gary Lim

SFU introduces tiered pricing for naming things

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By Gary Lim

 

BURNABY — Following the recent economic downturn, SFU administration announced a new revenue-bolstering program that is planned for 2013 earlier this week. The program, hailed as “groundbreaking” and “innovative” by early testers, would create a tiered pricing list or “menu” for the privilege of having one of the university’s fixtures, programs or buildings named after yourself.

The bold new initiative, spearheaded by director of media relations Jillian Wiseman, is the first of its kind in the country. The Peak sat down with Wiseman to discuss the program.

“Naming buildings in honour of alumni and companies who have pledged large sums of money to SFU isn’t new by any stretch. Look at the Beedies, the Shrums, and the West Malls. Each of these families has been very generous to SFU in the past and each are now left with a legacy. Something their future generations can look back on with a sense of pride, and that’s something money can’t buy. This is what we aim to change.

“Normally the charitable amounts needed for SFU to affix you or your company’s name on a piece of its iconic architecture are well out of reach of the average person. But with the new tiered pricing plan, we now offer several very affordable payment plans. Now, for the price of a tank of gas, future students can admire the official Benedict Reiners water stain.”

Preliminary research shows the pricing will range from just under 50 dollars to over several million, with the former affording a modest 1’ by 1’ section of linoleum in the AQ and the latter changing the name of the mountain on which the campus is built.

Professor of Psychology, Edwin Krause, writes about the program while speaking on the nature of eponymy in his new book Professor of Psychology, Edwin Krause.

“Throughout the ages people have sought to immortalize themselves in great works. But no one really has the time for any great works in this day and age, so instead we try to leave a physical mark on the world. Tombstones for instance, are little more than a rock with one’s name engraved on it, yet they’ve become a fixture of western burial rites.”

“To these people it doesn’t even matter that what they’re so proudly leaving their name turns out to be little more than poorly ventilated storage room. Because this is how they plan to live on. Just look at history, and all the terrible things that people to this day have attributed their names to. Alois Alzheimer, Lou Gehrig, Jeffery Double-murder.”

Interestingly enough, despite the infancy of the program it is already seeing some success, with keen investors lining up to bid for choice lots. Anyone with concerns or questions relating to the project is advised to attend the consultations on Wednesday July 11 in the Jim’s Pattison’s Pepsi-Cola Genocide Awareness Project Annex.

Intern-al Relations

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By Jeff Lagerquist

TORONTO (CUP) – Internships can put some real world experience on your resume and even land you a job, but some employers see them as an opportunity to get cheap labour.  With students desperate to build their portfolios, working for little or no money can seem like a viable option.

The problem arises from the vagueness of laws surrounding internships, and their lack of enforcement. In the case of unpaid internships, many students end up working in illegal environments without realizing it.

“Unpaid internships are being used as a proxy for entry-level positions and they’re allowing companies to not hire people, but to use a revolving door of unpaid interns to sustain the business and the operations,” says Andrew Langille, a labour and employment lawyer in Toronto.

The Employment Standards Act (ESA) — relevant in both Ontario and British Columbia — states that in order for a position to be exempt from the ESA and from minimum wage laws, it must be “‘hands-on’ training that is required by the curriculum, and will result in a certificate or diploma.” This means that co-op programs can be exempt, but that it is illegal for recent graduates — no longer students — to work at a free internship.

Langille says that internships fall under precarious employment.

“Precarious employment is where you don’t have a lot of ties to the employer; it’s generally on a short-term basis on a contract with the employer. You may not get benefits,” he said. “If you’re making coffee, filing papers, photocopying, inputting data and so on and so forth, it’s probably not a training program, it’s probably illegal and it probably violates the ESA.”

Bruno Quarless* is a senior journalism student who had a summer internship at a well-known Toronto sports network.

“That’s one of the reasons I moved to Toronto, I wanted to work for them,” he said. “Then I found out it would be unpaid, which was OK. Most are, which sucks.”

Quarless was working on search engine optimization content for the network two days per week. During his shifts he would write five to six 500-word stories on major sports, but said he received very little feedback on his work in the four months he was working for the network and didn’t feel that he had benefited at all from his time there.

“Basically I spent two days a week for four months cranking out 2,000 to 2,500 words of useless bullshit that no one saw, with no byline, no money, and not even something that I would put in my portfolio,” he says. “I worked at a place that I always wanted to work at — and hated it and became completely disillusioned.”

Although the laws are vague and the risk of exploitation is always a factor, internships can be an extremely effective means of gaining real world experience before graduation.

“The thing that’s so good about intern programs is that it gives people a relatively simple way to find out if they want to do this stuff, whether they enjoy it, and whether they are good at it,” said Roger Gillespie, the man in charge of hiring student interns for the Toronto Star, which pays its interns.

Gillespie explains that student internships also serve as a way for employers to see potential hires in action before offering a job. He makes it clear that interns should not expect full-time jobs.

“Don’t rely on some notion that you are going to get hired here, because that’s a stupid thing to do,” warns Gillespie.

Last year, the Star employed 22 interns for their three programs, none of whom were hired full-time. The interns themselves often set the pace of competition for scarce positions.

“Almost no one gets into our program who isn’t prepared to give up a chunk of their life,” says Gillespie.

Outworking your peers isn’t always the challenge, especially if you’re a business student. Sometimes staying focused on monotonous yet important tasks is the most difficult part.

Fourth-year business technology management student Paul Benton interned with CIBC World Markets for four months. After a rigorous three-part interview process, he found himself spending hours in front of an Excel spreadsheet filing reports for traders.

“I would say we were being exploited, but we were paid quite well. Twenty-two dollars per hour is at the higher end of the scale,” says Benton.

As boring as it was, the experience paid off.

“Getting a job is a lot easier if you have an internship on your resume. It’s a big part of landing a position after you finish school,” he admits.

Practical work experience is an important part of a resume, but arts industries are less likely to pay for your time.

Louis Calabro is a manager of the Genie and Gemini awards for the Academy of Canadian Cinema and Television (ACCT). The ACCT hires unpaid interns for six-month internships. The workers are required to come in for 12 hours per week.

“We’re a not-for-profit organization so we don’t have a lot of excess cash floating around,” explains Calabro. “The internship is a way to provide experience for somebody who’s maybe just coming out of school or who may be in school at the same time. It’s not really meant to be a situation where you’re going to be making tons of money.”

The ACCT generally hires interns from arts and science programs. The interns’ responsibilities range from labeling, filing, and boxing things up, to putting together screener packages for nominating committee members and organizing information for the nominating committee. “We function like any production company would on the office side of things. So I truly believe that does provide a lot of experience,” he says.

While internships provide real-world experience before graduation, there are other ways to build a resume and break into your chosen profession, argues Ivor Shapiro, chair of Ryerson’s journalism program.

“There are other ways to gain professional experience,” he says. “I find that increasingly many students in the journalism program are working at a professional level almost from day one and keep on doing so even if it’s as a freelancer, part-time, or contract, in their summers or spare time.”

Despite this, the job market’s demand for practical workplace experience is a reality for most Ryerson students.

“This has a wider impact on society because people are putting off life milestones, such as getting married, moving out of their parents’ home, entering into relationships, having kids, buying a house, saving for retirement,” says Langille.“This is a phenomenon that is affecting [current] generations and will affect the coming generations that are entering the labour market.”

*NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED

Ski Ninjas: Clubbing

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By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Don’t let classes get in the way of your sexy summer

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By Ms. X

“To me, summer is usually full of parties, beaches and, most importantly, hook-ups, but as a summer student, I spend so much time up on the freaking mountain. How am I supposed to meet a hottie while I’m stuck in classes all day?”

Summer and fling are two words that seem to fit naturally together. With the sun out, bare skin is finally back in style. It can be hard to keep our focus in class, and being stuck in labs all day can definitely interfere with our potential to meet our July and August lover. As summer students, there are definitely ways to work around our credit hours and even use them to our advantage to ensure we don’t miss out on any sexy summer adventures.

First off, we are all in the same boat. Though campus may look a tad sparse compared to other times, it is still thriving with students looking for some kind of distraction. We’ve all zoned out while our prof explains the difference between covalent and ionic bonds, instead focusing on the eye candy ahead of us and wondering whether they’re already bonded to someone for the summer. Take the first step: find a seat nearby them in the next lecture and strike up a conversation. The good news is that being in the same class you already have something in common and an easy first line. Not only will sitting next to them give you a reason to go to class on sunny days, it may also lead to some free lessons in anatomy.

Who said the library is strictly for studying? Being stranded on top of Burnaby Mountain can have its advantages, you just have to think creatively. The library and AQ are full of empty corners perfect for a steamy study break.  After all, they say taking breaks are key to getting As.

Another plus of SFU in summer is that the AQ pond is in its prime, always filled with students taking advantage of the sun. This area seems to be our campus’s equivalent to the beach, with under-clothed hotties and groups of tanned beauties throwing around Frisbees. I say, there is no better place to finish up those readings before class.

If you have lucked out and found a fling to spend time with on campus, take advantage of the beautiful surroundings SFU places you in. Take a walk over to Burnaby Mountain Park for a cute date. The view is instant romance and if you two are up for it look for a patch of isolated woods and really get in touch with nature.

Though it seems that being stuck in classes over summer would limit your hookup and fling potential, in reality, it can work in your favour. Don’t be afraid to strike up conversation with a cutie in class, or explore areas of campus deemed “off limits.” The sun and surroundings at the Burnaby campus make the perfect combination for great distractions while studying. So enjoy your summer and don’t worry about missing out on flings; with some creativity, SFU can be just where you need to be.

Dim Sum the Magnificent

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SFU’s magician emeritus. A profile piece on a unique character who loves to spread joy through magic and putting a smile on people’s faces.

Created by: Julian Giordano, Jeremy Mamisao, San Aung

Starring: Dim Sum the Magnificent (Eric Chan)

Trading helmets for fedoras

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By Daryn Wright
Photos by Mark Burnham/a>

Vancouver Cycle Chic is a new initiative aimed at growing the appeal of bikes with fashionable cyclists 

The bicycle is a clean, efficient alternative to motorized transportation. Yet it is either ignored by the city, or when it is acknowledged, it is deemed too utilitarian for use in our daily lives.

There is something worrisome about a city that caters to cars and buses alone. Vancouver Cycle Chic aims to remedy Vancouver’s detachment from cycling as a daily activity. David Phu founded the Vancouver-based blog after discovering the original Copenhagen Cycle Chic brand online.

“What started as self-comforting Google searches of ‘biking in jeans’ ended with discovering the Copenhagen Cycle Chic website, meeting [its founder], and being invited to start my own chapter in Vancouver,” says Phu, who defines “cycle chic” as a label used for the everyday citizens seen in the photos on the blog: people who go about their daily lives on bicycles and in regular clothing. The Cycle Chic blogs tend to focus on personal and ordinary style, but routinely showcase exceptional fashion on bikes as well.

A large part in the promotion of “normal” urban cycling as advocated by Phu is a movement towards changing people’s attitudes towards urban cycling.

“I believe cars, bikes, and pedestrians have an equally confusing time sharing roads.  It’s fair to say that there is a lack of informative materials to help road users understand their rights and responsibilities,” says Phu.

Part of this reconciliation involves merging stylish, or everyday cycling with safety issues. Vancouver’s infrastructure is less accommodating to cyclists than, say, Copenhagen, and this leads to issues with helmet laws. However, Phu explains that helmets may not be the solution to Vancouver’s cycle safety issues.

“There is enough research that suggests helmets are not what they seem. There are many people out there putting themselves in hairy situations on sketchy roads all the while thinking this $30 plastic bucket, will save their life,” says Phu, explaining that the helmet is rated to withstand less than 30 km/h of impact in one particular angle.

Vancouver’s involvement in an urban cycling culture is only in its beginning stages, a large part being Vancouver Cycle Chic conception. Velo-City, an annual conference held by the European Cyclists Foundation, and Velopalooza, a two-week biking festival, are also happening in Vancouver this summer.

“Cycle Chic is just a modern name for something that has been normal for 125 years: people riding bicycles in cities,” says Phu. “In some regions, the bicycle has been marketed as only a tool for sport or recreation and not much else for more than a generatiwon. So people, unfortunately, have this perception that riding a bicycle is an extreme activity that requires all manner of gear.”

This is perhaps one of the reasons that Copenhagen is one of the most bicycle friendly cities in the world: they have a mainstream biking culture that is accommodated by the city’s infrastructure.

“Reversing 75 years of outdated traffic engineering that prioritizes cars — the greatest flop in the 7,000 years that cities have existed — and focusing instead on intelligent, cost-efficient transport forms is the key,” Mikael Colville-Andersen, the founder of the original Copenhagen Cycle Chic explains. “Helmets are fantastic tools for lazy politicians hoping to win cheap brownie points. Very little science was involved in the implementation of B.C.’s helmet laws.”

The difference is that Vancouver, a comparatively young city, does not have the infrastructure to support the movement of “normal” cyclists: those individuals riding to work wearing heels or a suit, a normal sight in Copenhagen. Instead, these individuals face glares from drivers, displeased with having to share a lane with a cyclist.

One of Colville-Andersen’s main tenets of urban cycling promotion is the consideration of design. This applies to both the people who are moving in and around a city on bicycles, as well as the design of a city itself. “It’s anthropology. If people who resemble you and me are moving about a city on bicycles, it makes the city a nicer place to be. It adds a human level to our transport.”

This simple human truth — that seeing people and being in contact with people on the ground level is a good thing — seems obvious. Yet there still remains a very tangible resentment towards urban cyclists in Vancouver. Cycle Chic is another piece in the puzzle in changing perspectives, which will hopefully lead to more policy changes in the future.

SFU researchers study “elite controllers” of HIV

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By Graham Cook

One in 300 HIV patients are naturally equipped to control the disease

SFU scientists Mark Brockman and Zabrina Brumme have recently teamed up with doctors at the Ragon Institute on a study of how people progress from HIV to AIDS. The Ragon Institute, established in February 2009 at Massachusetts General Hospital, MIT, and Harvard, exists with the aim to successfully develop an HIV/AIDS vaccine.

Human immunodeficiency virus, HIV, attacks a person’s immune system in the vital cells, including helper T cells, causing the body to become susceptible to infection. In the vast majority of cases, infection with this virus eventually leads to acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, or AIDS. Once the patient has progressed this far, their immune system begins to fail to a greater extent, allowing for progressively more detrimental infections.

However, Dr Brockman and Dr Brumme — associate professors in molecular biology and biochemistry, and molecular epidemiology of infectious diseases respectively — came to the understanding that one in 300 patients is an “elite controller.” An elite controller is able to naturally control their HIV infection without the use of drugs. Basically, this type of patient’s immune system manages the virus to such an extent that they never develop AIDS. However, this number has also been reported to be as rare as one in 500. The pair worked with colleagues from the United States, Germany, and Japan to contribute to a study of this patient type.

This research helped to discover why these extremely rare elite controllers can resist the virus so effectively. This is determined by whether or not their immune system attacks the virus with killer-T cells, formally known as Cytotoxic T Lymphocyte Cells. If this cell could be generated, it would open up the possibility for scientists to design a functional vaccine. This medication would be intended to prevent the virus and help patients deal with it, instead of curing HIV, due to the fact that once one is infected, there is no known way to remove the virus.

Both Brockman and Brumme spoke with The Peak about their recent research. They explained that the human body has a variety of reactions to HIV, ranging from minimal resistance to an elite controller. One notable example of someone whose body has dealt with HIV well is former NBA superstar and Olympic gold medalist Magic Johnson. Johnson is not actually a reported elite controller, yet he has survived for more than two decades with the virus.

Dr Brockman shared concern that the study had been labelled a breakthrough. He stated that, “scientific advancements come in two flavours. . . . There are studies that really tell you something that was completely unknown and you’re learning something new for the first time, and then there are studies used to confirm what you think you know.” He continued, “I think this paper is a little more of the second and tells us that we’re on the right track . . . that what we think we know about these elite controllers is probably true.” However, Brockman added that the study is still important.

HIV and AIDS continue to be major problems worldwide. Recent estimates from the World Health Organization state that there are over 30 million people currently living with HIV or AIDS.

SFU launches “public square” initiative

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By David Dyck

First community summit will address Vancouverites’ growing “isolation” from each other

A crowd of approximately 250 people gathered last week at the Westbank Woodward’s Atrium in downtown Vancouver for the launch of the SFU Public Square. The new initiative is part of SFU’s President Petter’s “engaged university” strategic vision.

September’s first annual Community Summit will tackle what Petter described as “isolation and disconnection” between Vancouverites as its first topic. According to Petter, the public square will include a public forum at the Orpheum, a youth camp, a mayors roundtable, and a film festival, among other things.

“As a community, as a society, it seems that we don’t get together often enough these days. Blame it on the car, blame it on the suberbs, blame it on the myriad options we now have to distract and entertain ourselves. It seems that in our enthusiasm to find the ever better ways to go it alone, we’ve lost some of the institutions and practices that are essential for us to work together,” said Petter in an address to the audience.

Petter referenced research from the Vancouver Foundation, in a report entitled “Connections and Engagement, a survey of metro Vancouver” released last week. “Building on that research, the summit will seek to stimulate public interest and encourage discussion and build strategies that promote action on isolation and disconnection in the urban environment,” said Petter, stating that he hoped it would bring people together to “answer the very problem it seeks to address.”

“I think that there have been many times in our own province that it’s been easy to fall back on positional politics rather than doing the really hard work of listening and collaborating together to find solutions,” said Shauna Sylvester, the executive director of the SFU public square.

Also present for the event was the President and CEO of the Vancouver Foundation, Faye Wightman. Wightman spoke of some of the survey’s findings, including the fact that 70 per cent of those polled have never had a neighbor over to their house, or that two thirds of participants do not have a close friend outside of their ethnic group.

“People told us that they increasingly feel that they are living in silos, separated from each other by language, by age, by culture, by ethnicity, by income, and sometimes by geography. . . . A retreat into ethnic enclaves and increasing civil malaise and indifference,” said Wightman. “This isolation and disconnection hurts us personally and it hurts our community. How can we possibly address the complex issues that we’re facing in our community like homelessness and poverty if we’re isolated, disconnected, and indifferent?” she asked.

The survey, which polled 3,841 people across metro Vancouver, also found that fewer people are engaging in neighborhood and community activities, and that it is difficult to establish new friendships, especially for those living in basement suites or apartments.

SFU student Jenni Rempel attended the announcement with her Semester in Dialogue class of approximately 20 students as well as their teaching team.

“I think SFU was already a really community engaged university so now we’re just taking another step and making that clearer and more accessible for people, which I think is cool,” Rempel told The Peak.