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Ancient beetles provides climate change insights

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SFU professor Rolf Mathewes and researcher Bruce Archibald, among others, have gained critical insights into climate change while investigating 50 million-year old palm beetle fossils.

In establishing the existence of palm beetles during this period, the team was able to hypothesize as to the existence of palm plants — the beetles’ food source — even without fossil evidence of the palm plants themselves. Mathewes summarized, “Finding [the beetles] basically proved that there had to be palms, even though we did not have the fossils.”

Furthermore, their existence proves that during a period of global warming in the geological past, there were mild, frost-free winters in North America.

Mathewes explained, “To give you some background, palms are very important climate indicators. We are particularly interested in the climate of this period called the greenhouse earth, which was the warmest period since the extinction of the dinosaurs in the last 65 million years. This was around 50 to 53 million years ago.”

He continued, “In the Eocene greenhouse world, the whole world was very warm and almost tropical everywhere, except for some of the upland areas.” Because the palms cannot survive in regions with significant frost days, the existence of palm beetles in North America indicates moderate temperatures.

The team investigated fossils from a number of sites in central British Columbia, in an area called the Okanagan Highlands. In the Okanagan Highlands, fossil lake deposits formed during a period of mountain building and volcanism that preserved plants, flowers, and insects, among other things. “The fossil record is wonderful,” Mathewes said.

Mathewes has been making fossil collections for over 30 years. Archibald discovered beetles called bruchines in these collections; it was in these collections that he found a set of beetles of a certain family called palm beetles, which feed only on the seeds of palm trees.

Archibald researched and found one specimen at first, and thought there must be more. He “found three sites, possibly a fourth, that have these palm bruchine, which span about over a 1,000 kilometres of latitude from northern Washington to Smithers in the center of BC, and everywhere in between,” Mathewes said.

Looking at climate change clues in the distant past, the team hopes to provide greater insight into the future as the world increasingly experiences the effects of global warming.

What if Famous Speeches Were Text Messages Instead?

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Have you ever wondered what it would’ve been like if cellphones and the Internet had existed when famous historical figures were around? If you answered yes, you probably have what it takes to write comedy on the Internet. Just get a few pictures of some “babes” and you’ll take off in no time!

But if you aren’t skilled enough to fathom what something from the past might look like in a modern media form, check out this collection of famous speeches from history interpreted as text messages! If you are in COLLEGE and enjoy HUMOUR, this is exactly the kind of thing you like!

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Man embarrassed by all the drunk dials he made last night to 911

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SURREY A local man is very regretful of his behaviour last night after he woke up to discover he had drunkenly gotten in touch with several emergency services the previous night.

Don Kelso, a local college student who had recently gotten out of fairly long-term relationship, is having to face the consequences of his actions after he reached out to firefighters and police in a vulnerable state at a friend’s house party.

“I told my friends to make sure I didn’t call any of my ex-girlfriends last night, I said no matter how drunk I get, stop me from calling anyone I’d regret the next morning,” Kelso told The Peak. “I guess I just kind of assumed that would include calling an ambulance to ‘fix my broken heart.’”

According to his phone history, Kelso made over 15 calls to 911 between 12:00 p.m. and 6:00 a.m., which he both “deeply regrets” and “is being fined over $1,500 for.”

“It’s so embarrassing for the cops to have to hear me in that state,” Kelso explained, shaking his head. “Now they know what a weak person I am, I’m never going to be able to live this down.”

While Kelso is upset that the police, the fire department and ambulance workers will now look at him as a weak man, and will probably not trust him in an actual emergency situation, he claims that everything he said was just a mistake, and there was no truth to it.

“I just drank a little too much, that’s it,” he said. “No, there wasn’t actually a fire in the living room, and no, I wasn’t really having a heart attack, and finally no, I am not really in love with officer McCormick . . . that’s obviously just a bunch of drunk talk with absolutely no truth to it.”

Despite rumours that there is something between Kelso and officer McCormick, Kelso is trying his hardest to prove that everything he did last night was a dumb mistake.

“I’ve apologized profusely for my idiocy to all the emergency operators I called and they’ve all been pretty understanding,” he said. “I don’t know if they really mean it though, they’re still charging me for falsely calling them out when they could have been dealing with real situations, that seems a little petty to me.”

Although the police, fire department and ambulance workers have all agreed that the worst part is that they were unable to assist in the several actual emergencies that happened last night, for Kelso that’s only a minor concern.

“Sure I’m embarrassed that ambulance workers had to listen to me try to describe where exactly in my soul I was dying while a man really was dying a block away, but for me the worst part is that everyone knows about it now,” he explained. “I’d be fine if this was just a stupid thing between me and the emergency service workers I contacted but they had to go and let everybody know, it’s awful for me.”

One of the people who found out about Kelso’s “embarrassing” calls was his ex-girlfriend Stephanie who was really taken aback by his alleged behaviour.   

“I was thinking of getting back together with him, if he had called last night I probably would have, actually,” she said, thinking back. “But now there’s no way, he really proved to me that he’s got a lot of growing up to do, I mean, who drunk dials these days? If he had texted 911, this whole thing could’ve been avoided.”

Study: Depression affects 10 out of 10 worthless people

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A new study from a group of self-proclaimed “failure” scientists has found that 10 out of 10 waste of space human beings suffer from some sort of mental depression. This data was collected after a 12-year study in which all of these same scientists were the test subjects.

While they have not been able to explain why depression seems to be so common among so-called “pieces of trash excuses for humanity,” the scientists did say that information could probably be found by researchers who weren’t “utterly hopeless.” They also stated that decent scientists could’ve come to this conclusion after only a few hours instead of 12 years and that they should probably just go to bed and stop trying to do science. 

Tippy Top Ten: Alternatives to Working a Summer Job

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Here are the Tippy Top Ten Most Lucrative Alternatives to Working a Summer Job… 

 

10. Invent a time machine and sell it for $1,000

9. Collect cans, bottles and rare first-edition comic books

8. Babysit kids without parents’ permission

7. Sell blood, sweat and tears of friends with jobs

6. Start a summer career instead

5. Edit The Peak’s Humour section

4. Unpaid internship at company with bad legal team

3. Hard-lemonade stand

2. Panhandling outside of antique coin shop

1. Australian winter job

“Get Lucky” odds-on favourite to repeat as 2014 Song of the Summer

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Daft Punk’s 2013 hit song “Get Lucky” is expected to once again claim the title of ‘song of the summer’ in 2014, according to music experts from Kalamazoo University. Although there has to date never been a song to achieve this status back-to-back, the Kalamazoo researchers have advised everyone looking to make bets on this year’s SoS to choose “Get Lucky”.

They have also said that they will be more than happy to take your bets should you choose to take their advice as they say the choice is a no brainer. The group says that beyond its catchy nature, the fact that it won’t have to compete with Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” makes it a lock and they can’t foresee anything else possibly being released that could overtake it.

Something cricket this way comes

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The crack of the cricket bat sent the ball skyward, interrupting the murmurs of the crowd as their eyes followed players hustling to catch it. Knocked by the superb Hassan Khattak, the hit added to the excitement felt at SFU’s Pakistani Student Association’s (PSA) Cricket Day Tournament.

The PSA hopped from location to location on May 24 — with little time to prepare — in order to make their tournament as playable as possible. A mere eight hours before the day-tournament, the location of the pitch had to be changed from SFU’s tennis courts to the nearby Westridge pitch, just down Burnaby Mountain.

“The bounce was not good!” exclaimed PSA president Shery Alam. Alam says players echoed that cry during the earlier test match at the SFU tennis courts on May 21, prompting the PSA to change venues last minute.

The new playing field — its boundaries marked by paper cups — catering, and notifications to the participants of the change were all arranged and finalized half an hour before the start of the first match.

Cricket is the most popular sport in Pakistan, having first been introduced by the British during their colonial rule of British India. Hosting the cricket tournament fit within the PSAs mandate, which is to promote Pakistani culture, cuisine and way of life, and to promote multiculturalism at SFU.

The club was eager to provide a venue for its top players, including Abdul Majid and Aman Saini. “They were the PSA’s motivation and responsibility to provide a tournament better than last year,” said Alam.

Participants on the eight teams competed all day while loudspeakers provided commentary on the match, occasionally ringing the chosen theme music of teams after a run or a wicket was scored. Of the two finalist teams, the All-Stars celebrated to “Josh-e-Junoon” and the Victorious Secret to “Welcome” — the Cricket World Cup theme song of 2003. The spirit of fun and use of multicultural music added to the type of community through cricket that the PSA had hoped to produce, said Alam.

As the day continued, players milled around and laughed, unconcerned about the length of the tournament, the earlier clouds, or the location change. Many participants joined in, playing and dancing with the black and white husky dog known as “The Great Gatsby” — an unofficial mascot of this and many other events.

Alam was eager to recognize the over 70 sponsors, players, volunteers and spectators who attended the event. The rays of the evening sun continued to shine on the attendees of the match until late in the afternoon, many of whom had arrived as early as 8:00 a.m.

Zainab Bukhari, the PSA’s VP external, thanked everyone in the neighbourhood who stopped and watched the tournament in the day: “We are about community and involvement [. . .] anyone is welcome to attend!”

On Friday, May 30, the PSA awarded the tournament trophy and medals to man of the tournament, best bowler and best batsman. The All-Stars won the tournament, but the PSA considered the day to be a victory for everyone who participated in terms of community building.

Alam himself did some umpiring, but still had time to conclude with The Peak: “Before our journey at SFU is over, before we graduate, Karan [Thukral, PSA’s VP of finance] and I have a challenge: for SFU to approve and have cricket equipment on campus for future students to use.”

SFU pipe band prepares for the world stage

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Coming off of its first big win of the season, SFU’s pipe band looks forward to representing the university at world competitions.

Earlier this month, the team swept the competition at the Victoria Highland Games, placing first in all four of its events. The team even beat out the L.A. Scotts — the top pipe band in the US.

Individual awards were seized by Coquitlam piper Alastair Lee, who won first place in the professional piping category, and Grant Maxwell and Gavin MacRae, who tied for first in professional side drumming.

According to SFU student and pipeband member, Kevin McLean, the season is just getting started. After the competition last week in Victoria, the team is getting ready to travel to Bellingham on June 7, and then to the Coquitlam highland games on June 21. After that, the team will play in Seattle at the end of July.

On an international scale, the team is also preparing for the World Championships, to be held in Glasgow, Scotland, in mid-August. “We play two events there: the [March, Strathspey & Reel event] (MSR) and we also play a medley event, which is more contemporary. You could say [it’s] more exciting, musical, and creative,” said McLean.

The team has finished top two in the world in 15 of its 28 years competing at the championship; however the band will have to adjust this year as its leadership has shifted. “Terry Lee was the pipe major for over 30 years. Terry retired,” McLean said.

Taking his place is Alan Bevan, who has been a member of the Simon Fraser University pipeband since 1995. In addition to winning awards such as overall winner at the Masters’ Invitational (2009), Bevan has won the World Championship with the band on several occasions.

“I’m quite well-versed in what the band’s expectation is and what the direction is, and I don’t see really changing that in any radical way,” Bevan said in a video on PipesDrums.

“We have a very strong young core in the band,” Lee said in the same video. “It’s there to be made a new era.”

McLean described the unique contribution of the pipe band to SFU: “The pipe band in general is a unique trademark of the university. Not many universities have a pipe band.  No other university in the world has a pipe band as high a quality as ours. We bring the university to the world stage: Sydney Opera House, Carnegie Hall, Mormon Tabernacle choir, and the Lincoln Center in New York.”

As the team continues to prepare for the world stage, students are invited to hear them performing on Sunday mornings on Burnaby Mountain across from the library in the contemporary theatre.

Walking stick bugs provide evolutionary insight

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In researching the walking stick insect, SFU biology professor Bernard Crespi is able to analyze how new species evolve in new environments and become genetically diverse from their original species. This type of evolution is called speciation.

According to Crespi, “[Speciation] is the origin of new species, when you go from one species to two species. It is the evolution of new biological diversity. People may not have an appreciation for what a species is, except maybe an intuitive one.”

He continued, “A species is a group of organisms that only breed amongst themselves. They don’t breed with other groups. What is evolving is a new breed or group of species that is isolated reproductively, that means it can evolve independently on its own.”

The main finding of the work has to do with natural selection in facilitating speciation, explained Crespi.

It is important to understand, as Crespi explained, that “natural selection is special because it is the only process that specifically gives rise to adaptation to a fit between organisms and their environments [. . .] Natural selection is only one of the mechanisms of evolution,” he continued, “There is a variety of mechanisms including mutation, migration, and genetic drift.”

Crespi’s research is unique in that he used 160 whole genomes, fully sequenced, whereas previous research has dealt with incomplete sequences. He explained the significance of this: “This is the first study to use whole genomes in combination with experimental analysis to understand the causes of speciation.”

The research involved an experiment that placed walking stick insects into different environments, each with its own host plant. Crespi elaborated, “This work showed a role for natural selection in speciation in these walking sticks in terms of their adaptation to different host plant environments.” Insects with certain characteristics will thrive in their respective environments, this is how natural selection plays a role in organisms genetically diverging through reproductive isolation.

In other words, “Natural selection, in terms of the host plant, pulls them apart genetically and phenotypically,” said Crespi.

Board Shorts

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The gold standard

Board voted in favour of pursuing certification for the Student Union Building at the Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design (LEED) Gold level. Policy states that the SUB project must be LEED certified, and Build SFU has already begun designing the building to meet or exceed the LEED Gold level rating. The LEED green building rating system considers factors such as water efficiency, energy efficiency, and material selection when assigning a ranking.

When asked by board members why they were not pursuing a Platinum level certification, Build SFU general manager Marc Fontaine replied, “It would not be possible for us to achieve platinum. There are points we can not receive on the scorecard, because we’re not reusing the building, for example.”

 

PSA Social Night

Representatives from the Pakistani Student Association approached board on Tuesday with a request for $1,230.12 to finance their Social Night, to be held Friday, May 30. The funds would be used in part on $560 worth of food, $209 for instrument rentals, and $224 for tablecloths and runners.

SFSS president Chardaye Bueckert cautioned the board against setting a dangerous precedent by granting the funds, as policy dictates that financial requests first go through Granting Committee before reaching the board. Furthermore, board only received the PSA’s request on Monday — the night before the meeting.

Nevertheless, because Granting has not yet met this semester, board passed the motion to grant the PSA $1,110 for their social night, after reducing the request for tablecloths and runners by $114.

 

Let them eat cake

Approximately two hours into the meeting, board was interrupted as Deepak Sharma began a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” for both VP finance, Adam Potvin, and Communication, Art and Technology faculty representative, Shirin Escarcha.