By: Jacob Mattie, Opinions Editor
Autocomplete this, motherfuckers.
Despite the various word processing platforms’ increasing propensity for prediction, there was no autocomplete suggestion to the above line...
By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate
For centuries people have carelessly thrown the word “satire” around to describe everything and I can’t take it anymore. Satire...
By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor
The end of my first semester at university brings immeasurable joy in leaving certain overeager students behind. Seriously — what...